One Sentence Story

and weeped over johnny's death.

"tis a miracle" the villager shouted as the crowd gathered around johnny's now arising corpse.

he's not quite dead but the slightest breeze could kil him

a slight breeze blows

The breeze does not faulter Johnny's return to the living as he steadily gets up, he then rises to his feet and asks for eighty maidens to protect his still fragile body.

the maidens decline and johnny dies. THE END


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the maidens rush to johnny's side and giving him the Immortal life blessing (and indestructablity which he later finds out).

Vicious don't ever fuckin edit my post you little shit..

seriously though

"forgive our spirits!" they pleaded.

Their plea was denied as a minivan carrying Al Roeker and a small squad of cyborg midgets attacked the group in a rancid cloud of dust and blood!

JohnnyTae then rushed to the nearest barn, picked up what seemed to be a sledgehammer, and began to lead the maidens boosting their spirit into battle, johnny then forced the maidens to attack the cyborg midgets in what seemed to be an endless battle, as thousands as far as the eye could see more maidens and cyborg midgets arrised and engadged into battle, johhny then shouted out at the top of his voice "VISIOUS, VICTORY IS MINE, YOU SHALL NOT ENTAGLE IT!" johnny then took once blunt swipe to vicious's head causing a brain hemeradge to occur, allmost taking the life of the dark warlord known as "viciousMilitia".

Wow...now THAT was a run-on...

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As his leader lay bleeding on the fresh green grass, Al Roeker let out a bloodcurldling scream and rushed the maiden horde, armed only with a ham sandwich and a severed midget leg!

then the dark lord gathered him self and got up ran to the restroom and screamed in horror as he noticed his penius was no longer attatched...

cuz johnnytae kicked his ass for always editing his post don't do it anymore! basturd

Originally posted by Raziel Wow...now THAT was a run-on... -------------------------------------------------------------------- As his leader lay bleeding on the fresh green grass, Al Roeker let out a bloodcurldling scream and rushed the maiden horde, armed only with a ham sandwich and a severed midget leg!

A single arrow from Kidagakashe's bow (one of johnnys maidens )
took out Al Roeker, and then the maidens resumed there onslaught.

However, the maidens had a weakness to a certain dairy product.

The Dairy product was vile yogurt one of Viciou's own contraptions.

and johnny tae drank the yogurt and said mmmm tastes like cum.








jk jk johnny

Originally posted by viciousmilitia and weeped over johnny's death.

S-E-N-T-E-N-C-E

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Soon after, the dairy mutated.

into a giant sperm cell

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Your really annoying you know that
next time you wanna say something funny think a bit more and it just might endup funny ok?

all is Directed to Vicious quit fuckin with my post and posting gay shit
Might make some people mad seeing that you are abusing your mod powers
and don't add onto other peoples crap just leave it be and make your own sentence~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

johnny siad as the crowd of ppl cheered.