What the deuce did I happen to stumble upon now?!

Oh goodness of course!

My first name is horrible, but my middle name isn't. If you want to be on a birth name basis with me you can call me Eileen, though heaven knows why you want to make friends with a silly person like me.

hmmmmm my age you say? Well let's see I'm old enough to drive pay taxes get a job do things on my own, but I'm young enough to were I still go to the movies with my family (and Disneyland of course) and for the life of me I still can't dress myself. XD