Halo 3 Cancelled

According to an interview with Bill Gates in the latest issue of Forbes magazine which only subscribers have recieved so far(usually hits retail about a week later at the longest), Halo 3 is being cancelled because of concerns from Gates that the dark theme, and complex gameplay is taking the X-Box 360 in the wrong direction that might confuse some eastern gamers, and he would prefer it if the 360 could be marketed and percieved by consumers as a "family oriented" alternative to the PS3 in order to compete with the Nintendo Revolution which he is nervous about since the X-box 360 has been doing relatively poorly in Japan. Bill Gates comments... "We marketed the original X-box towards an older and more mature audience and it spiraled down as both an embarrassment and economic disaster for us in Japan. Although the X-box was a success in Europe and the USA we realize now that in order to compete with Sony and Nintendo it is essential for us to build a stronger overseas market in order to gain support from popular third party developers." The good news about this is that Bill Gates also revealed top secret data about a new game based on the Halo license including the title, what kind of graphics it will have, and some gameplay details.

This is a joke. Merry Christmas.
Sucks to be you, Dragoons.

good shit, maybe all of the OMG UBAR HALO FANS will kill themselves now and life will be a little better for the rest of us. it will be a merry christmas for me indeed.

this puts me a few pages closer to my dream of all video games being destroyed

Got a link to a website with the like actuall anouncement?

www.google.com Has everything you could dream of wanting.

this puts me a few pages closer to my dream of all video games being destroyed

I thought you were creating something like a game?

This is a joke

I love it

Big whoop ...Diablo 3 or Starcraft 2 would be 100 times better anyways. I love FPSes and all but Halo is nothing close to great if you ask me. Half-life and Battlefield all the way.

At first, I was going to kill myself. Then I realized that I'm not that worried about it, so it turned into plotting the death of Bill Gates. Eventually, I ended up seeing black text and now I just want to kill Grav. Now, finally, I'm just laughing and have a large sense of relief.

You're in the present tiwce there buddy.

and now I just want to kill Grav. Now, finally, I'm just laughing and have a large sense of relief.

It's scary...Titus is actually two people!

So yeah, if Halo 3 were to be cancelled, it'd be sooooooo funny. But I doubt it is. So...sniffle.

What are you trying to say? That I can't laugh, have a large sense of relief, and want to kill Grav at the same time? Hypocrit..

Well...it's entirely possible. Or maybe there are two sides of Titusfied. A laughing one that is relieved, and what that has been secretly plotting in the attic for the time to come, the time when he can finally sink a knife into the flesh of Grav...

Or I may be on the drugs again. You never know.

Don't You Ever Fucking Scare Me Like That Again!!

i love halo, but what will 3 bring me... hmm i wonderz

Halo 3 should be brought out on a nintendo system only. To get revenge for those fuckers taking Perfect Dark Zero.

Halo 3 should be brought out on a nintendo system only. To get revenge for those fuckers taking Perfect Dark Zero.

omg /signed

HAHAHAHA! That'd be great!

Bring it out on the Nintendo Whatever-they're-calling-it ("Revolution" is only the project name surprisingly, like "Windows Longhorn" was) and Nintendo will rise above the Xbox. And they could bring it out on PS3 too...

But sadly, it'll never happen.

putting it on PS3 is just stupid