Zelaron Addicted

I'M A ZELARY ADDICT!


I don't need a doctor, I don't need a drugstore
I don't need an injection, I need to put the Zelar' on.

Got me in a cold sweat, I don't need no cigarette
Sh sh sh shakin' like a jelly fish, I need an internet connectix

There's no doubt that I miss nowt, a PC I can't do without
Anything you get on yer Forum I'll watch it...

CHORUS:
I'm a zelly, I'm a zelly,zelly I'm addicted
zelly I'm a zelly, I can tell I am addicted
I'm a zelly, I'm a zelly, zelly I'm addicted
zelly I'm a zelly, I can tell I am addicted

I like to keep a step ahead, a PC in the garden shed
& with a connection in the bog, I never miss the epilogue

Dynasty or Daktari, a useless post by the Tory party
Celebrity squares, blind date, who cares, I'll read it...

I'm a zelary...(guitar bit)

It's no surprise I've got square eyes, anyone could predict
I'm forum mad, I'm a zelary addict!

I'm a man in great pain, the box is on the blink again
I don't need no morphine, I need a monitor screen

Spamies, there's no degrees,
I'll even read a post if it's in Chinese
A thread from the Queen, though I'm not very keen. I'll read it...

I'm a zelary...
Coz I'm addicted


Based from a TOY DOLLS song ' I'm a telly addict ' in ' Absurd Ditties' album