What is your net worth?

At least she's expensive and not cheap

Assets:
Cash on you: $4
Savings Account: $541
Checking Account: 0
Car: 0
Clothes: 600-700$(skate shoes and skateclothes are very expensive)
Jewelry: $40
Electronics/random stuff/furniture: Computer: 600$, DS+DSGame: 198$(got yesterday ) Xbox:180$ Xbox Games:200$ various CD players: 400$ Electric Bass + Amps+accessories:680$
Other: $300 (skateboards,scooters, things like that)

Liabilities:
Debt/loans/whatever: $0


All in all: fuck that im not counting-.- probabaly 3,000? Mostly in electronics..

You don't have to count, just use a calculator on ur comp. Thats what I did

Like $11,000 if I sold everything, including stock. Pretty weak.

And 17,000 worth of food in your stomach.

You know what?

Thats okay!

I actually excrete filet mignon.

Earlier today I was making cookies, and realized we were out of granulated sugar. So I crushed diamonds.

How many extra calories did that add?

Assets:
Cash on you: $0
Savings Account: $0
Checking Account: $7
Car: $1,500
Clothes: About $800 (Just bought a $300 suit last night. And that is still worth $300 )
Jewelry: $0
Electronics/random stuff/furniture: Maybe around $1,000-$1,500
Other: Around $3,000-$4,000

Liabilities:
Debt/loans/whatever: $0
Total: About $6,707-$7,207

Please, don't insult the French like that.

Yeah, they insult themselves well enough as it is.