Happy bday Klo

21? holy shit.

Only 21? Don't she got a kid? Man... moms is startin' younger and younger these days...

Anywho, Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday.

My 7 year old sister has a kid.

Happy birthday! Go celebrate!

My 7 year old sister has a kid.

I didn't know you could be a stripper before 21.

ooooh

I didn't really do anything there. She's a stripper. Or at least she was. I didn't realize that you could be a stripper before 21 in Vegas.

EDIT: Actually, I just realized that this thread was made in 2009. She told me approximately September 2009 that she was a stripper, so that might have come after she turned 21.

whatever pays the bills I guess. I'm pretty sure they actually make pretty legit money out in Vegas, as compared to mormon towns and hickvilles like we live in.

From what I saw in Vegas, most patrons of strip clubs are cheap asses that just want a free show. I was throwing 1's and I'd give the really nice looking/skillful girls a 5ver, and you would have thought I was a celebrity with how much attention I was drawing. Although I think Klo told me she worked at the Spearmint Rhino or one of the nicer clubs. I've never actually patronized anything but the shitholes, so I can't really say what the nicer places are like.

The best strip club I've been to is hands-down in Topeka, Kansas, of all places. Strip clubs in Utah suck ass because:

1. If they serve alcohol, the girls have to wear pasties and have everything covered up.

2. If you want to go to a full-nude club, you have to go to one that doesn't serve alcohol.

3. In either case, you have to stay 5+ feet away from the girls at all times and there's no such thing as a lap dance in Utah.

Also, any imported beer here has to be 3.2% ABV or 4.0% ABV if it is from a local brewery. Utah is also the only state in our country to define the size of a shot, and it's basically half the size of what you would get if you went anywhere else and asked for a shot. Oh, and every time I go in a bar, my license has to be scanned.

Fuck Mormons.

1. If they serve alcohol, the girls have to wear pasties and have everything covered up. 2. If you want to go to a full-nude club, you have to go to one that doesn't serve alcohol.

Same here in Florida. The county I live in doesn't even allow strip clubs. GG Bible Belt.

3. In either case, you have to stay 5+ feet away from the girls at all times and there's no such thing as a lap dance in Utah.

That's hilarious. And i'm actually not sure on the Florida laws, I haven't been to a strip club since turning 21.

The 18+ strip clubs are fully nude. The 21+ strip clubs are topless. Alcohol factor. I would say yes probably most of the guys that go into strip clubs usually get a dance or two at most. I would also say nearly as many go to Vegas with a budget in mind, and lots of men factor clubs into that. The real money though is finding the occasional rich dude, and then stringing him along.

I never saw the appeal of strip clubs. The fun is in the hunt! It's like paying someone else to kill your food and serve it to you. Wait...

The real money though is finding the occasional rich dude, and then stringing him along.

That is what your baby's mama told me.

I never saw the appeal of strip clubs. The fun is in the hunt! It's like paying someone else to kill your food and serve it to you. Wait...

it's more fun getting hunted. wait...

I never saw the appeal of strip clubs. The fun is in the hunt! It's like paying someone else to kill your food and serve it to you. Wait...

You could always try and date a stripper. Imo, they are more elusive than your average 22 year old girl. Plus the real hunt is in finding one with the least damage.

The cocktail waitresses are where it's at in strip clubs, if you are trying to get laid. A lot of them are neglected by the patrons, so they get annoyed, especially since they see themselves as being better than the strippers since they aren't taking off their clothes for money. They love any attention they can get.

Not that I would know.

Not that I would know.

agreed.

agreed.

funniest post ever

no da funniest part of dis thred is tat u keep tabs on klo






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