Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.
When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.
Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.
If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.
Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.
You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.
We didn't ask about your parents you illiterate SOB. We asked about you.
I'm only 8 years old!
Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.
When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.
Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.
If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.
Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.
You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.
Dude the french, are a people, that are, as a whole, bitch.
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120 in wallet
860 in bank account
5,000 car (with around 2500 wheels) (and 550 stereo system) (8,500? estd)
Haven't had a chance to make too much money yet, pouring every bit of it into my jeep
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Estimates adding on to the last time I estimated:
$2,500 anime dvd collection.
$2,000 games and consoles.
$1,600 Computer, brand spankin new.
$400 clothing (not counting military issued stuff 'cus we have to turn them in when we leave service)
No car.... can I count my humvee?
Random shit laying around my room probaly $300
Bank account $1,200
Just for the hell of it SYG, if possible include weapons in that calculation, even if you do have to give them back. I wanna see what you get to play with.
KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
Just do a quick estimate it should be like everything you own minus what you owe. So an example would be (making this up)
Assets (You, not your parents, anything that you got as a gift is yours)
Cash on you: 20
Savings Account: 0
Checking Account: 1000
Car: 5000 (Car is not worth what you paid, use common sense, how much would you get for it ?)
Clothes: 75 (You count them at like 15-20% of what you paid usually)
Jewelry: 0
Electronics/random stuff/furniture: 200
Other: 0 (Anything that dosent fit above)
Liabilities:
Debt/loans/whatever (Still paying off car? how much do you still have to pay): 0
anyway then you just add all the assets up and subtract the liabilities. So example net worth is 6295. Anyway what is everyoneÂ’s estimate net worth. And you do not have to reply here if you are too embarrassed ? You dont have to post that whole stupid list like that example if you want to do it in your head and just throw out the number.
Just for the hell of it SYG, if possible include weapons in that calculation, even if you do have to give them back. I wanna see what you get to play with.
Ok if I counted all my military issued stuff you guys will have to search online for the prices.
Heres the stuff:
one M16A2 rifle
NVD/PVS 14 nightvision goggles $3,495.00
two SINCGARS radios
1 4 door lowback cargo HUMVEE
1 PLGR
1 Secret security clearence (ive been told they cost a couple hundred thousand to do the background checks and investigations)
Im not putting in all the clothing and stuff like kevlar helmet and shit cus theres a shitload of all that, but If i can find my reciept for it ill post it
edit: ill go ebay these things.. lol see what i can find there
no m16's but for the SINCGARS radios I found the faceplate for sale Current bid: US $108.49 thats just the faceplate...
Last edited by Sum Yung Guy; 2005-03-13 at 09:22 AM.