50 Things Guys WIsh Girls Knew

I would like to add a very important one.

51. Ladies, if you are sucking a guys dick SUCK IT! Dont run your lips up and down it like a candy cane, or put it in your mouth just to get it moist, suck that thang like your siphoning the gas from a 747!

I have been meeting way to many women lately who dont know the first thing about giving head. Maybe I need to find some women my age???? Nahhhhhhhhh

I dont agree with all that garbage.... if you live your life all about sex, then you aren't living.

You people annoy me. This isn't something to critique on whether or not you agree with it, it is merely for enjoyment. Obviously, this thread has gone over most of the heads of the members here. If you had even the slightest inkling of sex and sexual experiences, you would be ROFLYFAOIRL.

Christ, yet another wasted thread of comedy on the feeble minds of 12 year olds...

This is the best thread I have seen in weeks!

I most full-heartedly agree with #9. I hate licking that shit... Fucking most disgusting thing ever.
If I am going to eat a girl out, bitch better have a large supply of flavored SOMETHING. Fuck, pour soda on it, I dont care, anything to take the taste off... ACK! :Takes mind off of it...:

Whew.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

I bow to the spam king.

OMG Titus your cool and all but c'mon man this thread is gay......treat women how they treat you, that's the only rule.

Your gay and yet again your gay, and insolence i dont mean anything harshly but this but i bow to you, the smap queen...

Vicious, really, leave, now, eat the dust. Go, Forget about us... Kill yourself, jump off a skyscraper, you wont feel it.. Just do it.

(needle)

Chill out Slay, this is the Chat Forum. And no, don't bring it to the Flame Forum, you already contaminated that place enough.

VM, again, why is everyone taking this thread as if I actually wrote it? This is more of a players guide for picking up chicks at a bar than anything else, why can't you people get that through your head!!! AAARRRGGGGG!!!!

You've contaminiated these forums enough, im getting fed up with zelaron and their smart ass comments anyways. Not saying im going to leave but somone needs to do somthing, maybe you. But wait, you cant do anything. Hah.

Okay someone either needs to temp ban slaynish until he learns how to calm down, or he needs to control that 11yr old attitude......but please someone learn to control the childen.

I thought Doofu was married??????

And you guys have to realize, there are two types of girls:

The ones you want to live your whole life with
The ones you just want to fuck to be happy

I would like to add a very important one. 51. Ladies, if you are sucking a guys dick SUCK IT! Dont run your lips up and down it like a candy cane, or put it in your mouth just to get it moist, suck that thang like your siphoning the gas from a 747! I have been meeting way to many women lately who dont know the first thing about giving head. Maybe I need to find some women my age???? Nahhhhhhhhh

God damn straight,

This thread sucks. The first post was fucking awesome but it was ruined by all of these guys sticking up for the bitches.

And you guys have to realize, there are two types of girls: The ones you want to live your whole life with The ones you just want to fuck to be happy

You forgot 1 more,

The ones you just don't want to take aother look at her.

i agree with every word.

i just wanna fuck bad bitches for all the nights i never had bitches

Fuck, pour soda on it, I dont care

LMAO!

Whats donkey punch?

Yeah, I guess i forgot that its just thoughts, but i dont really think that way, and i guess im too young to understand, Sorry for wasting your 'time.'

You = Eleven

Don't cry to us if you don't like girls.

Friends with benefits for example..

Without sounding like an ass, that is the way to go.