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Posted 2008-03-17, 02:18 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "Saturate the cut in a salt..."
Fill a rubber glove with equal parts cornstarch, pickle juice, and Windex. Wear said glove while sleeping for three nights straight, not changing the contents no matter how it may begin to smell. On the fourth night, add 4 cloves of garlic to the glove and continue to wear it at night for the rest of the week. (Warning: make sure you use exactly 4 cloves. Any more or less could prove fatal.) Finally, at the end of the week, refrigerate any remaining contents of the glove for 1 hour, then ingest the precipitate.



Or seek real medical advice.
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Posted 2008-03-17, 02:27 PM in reply to Vault Dweller's post starting "Fill a rubber glove with equal parts..."
Lol dude, you kill me. +rep if I could.














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Posted 2008-03-17, 03:39 PM in reply to Vault Dweller's post starting "Fill a rubber glove with equal parts..."
sorry, im alergic to garlic
When my time comes, I want to be burried face down. That way, anyone that doesn't like me, can kiss my ass!
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Posted 2008-03-17, 03:40 PM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "sorry, im alergic to garlic"
Are you serious? Lol!

Did you get anything done with it? You should see a doctor!
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Posted 2008-03-17, 03:45 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Are you serious? Lol! Did you get..."
im prob gonna go tomorow cause i think its starting to show signs of infection

and yea, i really am allergic to garlic
When my time comes, I want to be burried face down. That way, anyone that doesn't like me, can kiss my ass!
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Posted 2008-03-17, 06:05 PM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "im prob gonna go tomorow cause i think..."
I would have thought that if you had noticed that, when you went to sleep, that it was bleeding, that you would have taken the initiative to go to the doctor.

Too bad, have fun with you hand.
 
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Posted 2008-03-17, 07:22 PM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "im prob gonna go tomorow cause i think..."
Oh, I said the 'Are you serious' because you believed that would work.
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Posted 2008-03-17, 07:25 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Oh, I said the 'Are you serious'..."
no i didnt. i kenw it was a joke, and ws playing along. how come everyone else can do that and i cant? losers.
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Posted 2008-03-17, 08:59 PM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "no i didnt. i kenw it was a joke, and..."
Lol!



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Posted 2008-03-18, 03:11 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Lol! c"
What would happen if you filled your wound with garlic?
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Posted 2008-03-18, 03:14 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "What would happen if you filled your..."
prob bad things lol
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Posted 2008-03-18, 03:23 PM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "prob bad things lol"
hmm.. sounds like experiment time!

Call in Bill Nye the Science guy and Myth Busters ASAP!
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Posted 2008-03-18, 03:24 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "hmm.. sounds like experiment time! ..."
damnit they put me on hold
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Posted 2008-03-18, 05:46 PM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "damnit they put me on hold"
Salt and vinegar soothe wounds like someone earlier said .
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Posted 2008-04-06, 06:42 AM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "Salt and vinegar soothe wounds like..."
Are we going to get to hear how it turned out? The suspense! I must know the end of the story.
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Posted 2008-04-06, 06:59 AM in reply to Coffeedagger's post starting "Are we going to get to hear how it..."
Coffeedagger said:
Are we going to get to hear how it turned out? The suspense! I must know the end of the story.
Now that Coffeedagger states that, I wanna know too.
 
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疲れていますから 寝むってありますね。 むずかしいです。 また、ケーキ屋で ケーキを食べていました。

I've considered being a translator, but I dunno. It feels like a lot of work. If someone gets angry then I have to deal with it, you know? I'd rather just relax.

 
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Posted 2008-04-06, 11:34 AM in reply to Goodlookinguy's post starting "Now that Coffeedagger states that, I..."
oh yea i forgot to post you guys! well, it got infected X_X and it was all nasty and swolen but its gettin better now. it opens up alot cause of volleyball and gymnatics and grappling so its probly still gonna take some more time to heal. i think i'll live =]
When my time comes, I want to be burried face down. That way, anyone that doesn't like me, can kiss my ass!
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Posted 2008-04-06, 01:17 PM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "oh yea i forgot to post you guys! ..."
You really should let that heal. You can pick up some nasty shit with big lesions like that.
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Posted 2008-04-06, 01:22 PM in reply to talentedhamster's post starting "oh yea i forgot to post you guys! ..."
What do you mean by grappling? like a grappling hook?
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Posted 2008-04-06, 01:42 PM in reply to Coffeedagger's post starting "What do you mean by grappling? like a..."
Grappling is ...

1. to hold or make fast to something, as with a grapple.
2. to use a grapple.
3. to seize another, or each other, in a firm grip, as in wrestling; clinch.
4. to engage in a struggle or close encounter (usually fol. by with): He was grappling with a boy twice his size.
5. to try to overcome or deal (usually fol. by with): to grapple with a problem.
–verb (used with object) 6. to seize, hold, or fasten with or as with a grapple.
7. to seize in a grip, take hold of: The thug grappled him around the neck.
–noun 8. a hook or an iron instrument by which one thing, as a ship, fastens onto another; grapnel.
9. a seizing or gripping.
10. a grip or close hold in wrestling or hand-to-hand fighting.
11. a close, hand-to-hand fight.

According to Dictionary.com at least. I wonder why she's wrestling? x_X.
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