My Ass Is Killing Me!

Profile · Posted 2003-07-28, 10:49 AM

I was moving this weekend and was pinned to a stair rail by a giant china cabinent. Now I have a purple bruise the size of a grapefruit on my ass!

Doofus_AW · Posted 2003-07-28, 11:11 AM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "My Ass Is Killing Me!"

Hahhahha Great... lol

Doofus_AW · Posted 2003-07-28, 11:13 AM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "My Ass Is Killing Me!"

Yeah, is that what they call it these days?

Doofus_AW · Posted 2003-07-28, 12:45 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "My Ass Is Killing Me!"

[whisper to Doofus_AW]ill kiss it for ya, but dont tell anyone

[/whisper to Doofus_AW]

Doofus_AW · Posted 2003-07-28, 12:55 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "My Ass Is Killing Me!"

Titusfied said:

Yeah, is that what they call it these days?

Haha, that's what I was thinkin'.

Doofus_AW · Posted 2003-07-28, 01:08 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "My Ass Is Killing Me!"

Wha? What they call it?

Doofus_AW · Posted 2003-07-28, 01:39 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "My Ass Is Killing Me!"

What they call it, yes. You know, making ass whoopi!

Doofus_AW · Posted 2003-07-28, 01:47 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "My Ass Is Killing Me!"

I have no clue what the hell you're talking about.

Doofus_AW · Posted 2003-07-28, 01:48 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "My Ass Is Killing Me!"

He got that big ole bruise from getting fucking in the ass by his dog. Get it now?

Doofus_AW · Posted 2003-07-28, 04:01 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "My Ass Is Killing Me!"

I swear it was a giant china cabinent, not a giant chinaman or dog or whatever lol.

Doofus_AW · Posted 2003-07-28, 04:28 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "My Ass Is Killing Me!"

China cabinet eh? So that's what they call them these days.

Doofus_AW · Posted 2003-07-28, 04:42 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "My Ass Is Killing Me!"

He is saying it was a Giant China "cabinet", that is why it hurts, the china man was big

Doofus_AW · Posted 2003-07-28, 07:01 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "My Ass Is Killing Me!"

...in the pants?

Doofus_AW · Posted 2003-07-29, 12:06 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "My Ass Is Killing Me!"

You are all a bunch of insensitive bastards... I should whip out the digicam and post a shot of this bruise then you wont be laughing and you will regret the way you treated old Doofus

Doofus_AW · Posted 2003-07-29, 12:14 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "My Ass Is Killing Me!"

Sorry Doofus, meh = sorry...

Doofus_AW · Posted 2003-07-29, 01:08 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "My Ass Is Killing Me!"

I know the feeling, I got pegged by a baseball from one of those pitching machines, the damn thing was propped up on one end, and it fell alittle, and the ball flew out and hit me in the left ass cheek. It's a nasty looking bruise, it's different deep shades of green, and black, and some purple and blue, I have every color under the bruise rainbow on it. lol

Doofus_AW · Posted 2003-07-29, 01:56 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "My Ass Is Killing Me!"

Doofus_AW said:

You are all a bunch of insensitive bastards... I should whip out the digicam and post a shot of this bruise then you wont be laughing and you will regret the way you treated old Doofus

[whisper to Doofus_AW]Post the bruise thats on your "Ass"? If its on you ass, please post it

[/whisper to Doofus_AW]

Nah you dont have to post it, I beleive you.

Doofus_AW · Posted 2003-07-29, 02:42 PM in reply to Doofus_AW's post "My Ass Is Killing Me!"

Acer said:

Doofus_AW said:

You are all a bunch of insensitive bastards... I should whip out the digicam and post a shot of this bruise then you wont be laughing and you will regret the way you treated old Doofus

[whisper to Doofus_AW]Post the bruise thats on your "Ass"? If its on you ass, please post it

[/whisper to Doofus_AW]

Nah you dont have to post it, I beleive you.

I may just do that when I get home