So like, I was chilling with Jesus

And we decided to play a prank on Buddha. It ended horribly. We ended up letting a demonic force rip through the middle ages that was responsible for the bubonic plague. I owe him $5 for saying it wouldn't be bad.

I'm sorta tipsy, by the way. What's up homies and homeyettes?

Is it true what they say about Buddha being fat? I heard a rumor he was actually really skinny, but whenever I see a picture, he's pretty round.

Motherfucker is skinny.

Orly? Can he poke his ribs?


Also, I don't think I know anyone else with the connections (other than my guardian), but do have you ever met Mara? I heard you looks like a penis, but I'm not sure.

Your bitch is whack.

But she's not the one that told me he looks like a penis...


On a side note: I do hope I merry a crazy girl.