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Posted 2004-06-15, 08:56 PM
Post some really stupid laws that you know of.
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Posted 2004-06-15, 08:58 PM in reply to KagomJack's post "Dumb Laws"
In Champaign (a town somewhat near where I live) there is a specific law that says: "It is illegal to pee in your neighbors mouth."
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Posted 2004-06-15, 08:58 PM in reply to KagomJack's post "Dumb Laws"
Somewhere in Illinois, it's actually illegal to pee in your neighbor's mouth. They had to make a law for this -.-

And if the radio show I heard this from is telling the truth... in Nevada, you're legally allowed to hang your neighbor if he has shot at your dog. But I havn't checked up on this one, so it might just be pure bullshit
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Posted 2004-06-15, 08:59 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Somewhere in Illinois, it's actually..."
yeah, I read that about Champaign...

In Joliet, IL, it's a $5 fine for saying jolly-ett instead of jole-ee-ett
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Posted 2004-06-15, 09:00 PM in reply to Slim's post starting "In Champaign (a town somewhat near..."
That's where it is!!

In chicago, you also are legally not permitted to eat in a burning building.

Somewhere else has a law that says that it is illegal to give dogs lit cigars.
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Posted 2004-06-15, 09:00 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "yeah, I read that about Champaign... ..."
Oh, I think in San Francisco, it's illegal for anyone deemed to be "ugly" to walk on any sidewalk ever.
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Posted 2004-06-15, 09:02 PM in reply to Slim's post starting "Oh, I think in San Francisco, it's..."
Fountain Inn, South Carolina law: Horses MUST wear pants at all times
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Posted 2004-06-15, 10:19 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Fountain Inn, South Carolina law:..."
The law here in zelaron allowing gays.
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Posted 2004-06-15, 10:21 PM in reply to badboy's post starting "The law here in zelaron allowing gays."
Oh and the law about allowing 'bi's'.

Also at my old school you got fined $2 for every snowball you threw.
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Posted 2004-06-15, 11:27 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Oh and the law about allowing 'bi's'. ..."
In the U.S., marijuana is illegal.
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Posted 2004-06-16, 01:32 AM in reply to kaos's post starting "In the U.S., marijuana is illegal."
I think I heard sometime that in the south, dunno where exactly but anyway. Untill 15 years ago, that if ur a man and catched ur women cheating with another man while they're doing it u could kill them both...

Also it was allowed to hit your women with a belt once a month...
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Posted 2004-06-16, 05:47 AM in reply to KagomJack's post "Dumb Laws"
It's illegal to sing in the bathtub here in Pennsylvania...
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Posted 2004-06-16, 10:35 AM in reply to BlueCube's post starting "It's illegal to sing in the bathtub..."
It's illegal to pay for sex, here.
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Posted 2004-06-16, 02:33 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Oh and the law about allowing 'bi's'. ..."
lay off the bi shit HoH...

In West Virginia, it is legal beat your wife as long as it is on the steps of the courthouse and it happens on a Sunday.
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Posted 2004-06-16, 04:37 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "lay off the bi shit HoH... In West..."
www.dumblaws.com
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Posted 2004-06-16, 04:39 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "www.dumblaws.com"
South Dakota: If 5 or more Native Americans are on your doorstep, you may shoot them.
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Posted 2004-06-16, 05:11 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "www.dumblaws.com"
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Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail. (louisiana)

how ta fuck is this a dumb law?...if the mofo wants to get out of his jail time by killing/hurting himself he derserves more time.

Stealing an alligator could land a person in jail for up to ten years. (louisiana)

could have seen that one comeing.....
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Posted 2004-06-16, 05:36 PM in reply to ‡AC‡'s post starting "Prisoners who hurt themselves could..."
Montana (in general): Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. (These anti-Indian laws are bad...someone needs to do something about this...)
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Posted 2004-06-16, 06:52 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Montana (in general): Seven or more..."
In Thailand, you must pay a fine of $600 in Thailand if you're caught throwing away chewed bubble gum on the sidewalk. If you do not pay the fine, you are jailed.
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Posted 2004-06-16, 07:02 PM in reply to badboy's post starting "In Thailand, you must pay a fine of..."
In Singapore, if you get a blowjob, it's jail time...
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