Diablo 3 item generator

Testicle of Trading
87 - 230 Damage
30% chance to rip someone off
50% chance item is duped
10% chance of getting trade hacked

Your item is:
Anus of Filthiness
2 - 4 Damage
Unable to join a party

rofl

LOL i got a but plug of worms dont feel like typing the 12 mods on it takes to long o an by the way its a unique

I liked this generator.
Too bad that the link is dead.

THREAD DIGGING RULEZ

Super Echoing Sword of the nOOb

+100 to your a Noob
*45% to "STFU NooB"
*500% to "Quit Pk'ing me NooB"
*1000% to "Smile on your face when you get called noob after playing game for 4 years"

I know it's old, but I reposted the generator on my server so you can get back to it

Laz

http://www.rustedgate.com/d3genv1-2/

Sorry about the down time. I was fixing crap.

Wohoo!!!! Its BACK! Prays you Lazurus!!!

I'll be adding a LOT of new things to it soon enough (especially after the new patch comes out. All kinds of fun material to use from that)

Wailing Prostitute
50 - 100 Damage
Complain (2/2 charges)

Blue Coconut of the Cheese Wedge

87 - 120 Damage
Summons Darkrose Golem to mope about
Causes constipation

Rock

45 - 84 Damage

Alarm Clock of Ohio

4 - 5 Damage
+4 to all skills for not living in the south

i made this one up:

Running Sword of the NooB
133-300 Damage
75% Chance to get scammed

100% Chance item will drop off body if equipped after death before you pick up body

99.99% Chance to get Ripped off

100% Chance all the chances are 100%

Rotting Dagger of Decapitation
75 - 80 Damage
10% chance appendage will fall off during successful attack
Hit causes you to die

Hidden Rake of the Anarchists
87 - 120 Damage
Item becomes lost in inventory
2% to have government hunt you down

Dead General Tso Chicken of the Ghetto
0 - 4 Damage
ITEM CANNOT BE USED
Yo.. you be smackin dem bitches up like it ain't no thang!

Powdered Asian of Premature Ejaculation
54 - 60 Damage
Causes player to sneeze
-30% to skin irritation
Charsi is now mad at you

Orgasmic Claws of Tittilation
75 - 80 Damage
Hit causes monsters to get off
+3 to fridge raid
Hero now uses "tittilation" in every sentence

Coconut of Arousal
87 - 120 Damage
Hit causes monsters to be aroused

Not funny.

How old is this shit?

hehe nice generator

GFraizer's Altoids Tin of Defecation
0 - 4 Damage
+1 to all moderating skills
+30% to ego
Ignore target's complaints
+1 to poison skills
30% resistance to Gogaltha Deamons


Hacked Slut
0 Damage
12 sockets
CD Key becomes invalid


Invisible Pubic Hair of Sexual Frustration
0 - 900 Damage
ITEM DOES NOT EXIST
+3 to strength
-50% to stamina
prone to hit on Charsi


Yellow Condom of Cardboard
42 - 42 Damage
Hit causes monsters to flee
Item is made of PAPER!!

Rusty Bubble of Spamming
2 - 34 Damage
Cannot be repaired
GIVE ITEM!
GIVE ITEM!
GIVE ITEM!

Holy Stomper
Buttplug
1 - 2 Damage
Item belongs to Godslyer
We ran out of ideas
Item tries to seak counciling
Hit causes monsters to slit their wrists
+30 to haiku writing skills

Fire Gnome
Nipple Clamp
16 - 32 Damage
Item belongs to Godslyer
We ran out of ideas
ITEM DOES NOT EXIST
Hit causes monsters to be aroused

How old is this shit?

Diablo II is old too but it aint shit. The generator aint shit either.

Humorous Pipe Wrench of Dubious Glee 12 - 13 Damage
Hit causes monster to laugh hysterically
This item greatly pleases you
Or does it?

Pipe of the South
0 - 4 Damage
Kicked from Realm
Character deleted

ok... I rephase my sentence. How old is this thread?