Give me your account and password to battle.net and then let me pimp you. Ill take 25% of the money. You can get up to 20 bucks for oral sex so u will get 15 and ill hook u up with clients. After a long enough time you will wake up and look at your screen and you will be a moderator.
But remember, Chruser likes it rough
Oh, and it all starts with giving me ur acct and password