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Why does my girlfriend's vagina smell/taste like...
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Posted 2011-04-15, 08:08 PM
Pickles. The first time, I was all like "eww, it smells..." then I was like "it tastes funny..."
The next couple of times, I realized it tasted like food. Was it a fish? No...

Today, I reached into a pickle jar and enjoyed a pickle. I smelled my hand. I realized "This seems familiar.." and soon I came to realize that my girlfriend's vagina tasted and smelled exactly like Pickles. Why? Anyone have any similar experiences????
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Posted 2011-04-18, 01:02 PM in reply to Skurai's post "Why does my girlfriend's vagina..."
You should tell her to fix her vagina. Make sure to make it clear that it disgusts you.
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Posted 2011-04-18, 02:17 PM in reply to Skurai's post "Why does my girlfriend's vagina..."
Haha, she made you go down. You lose.














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Posted 2011-04-18, 06:21 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Haha, she made you go down. You lose."
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Haha, she made you go down. You lose.


eweee....you should eat it, but not if it tastes iike pickles?!?!

<<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id3nik5Rldw
Your fucking stupid
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Posted 2011-04-18, 07:06 PM in reply to klo's post starting "eweee....you should eat it, but not if..."
This video is relevant.

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Posted 2011-04-19, 11:04 AM in reply to D3V's post starting "Haha, she made you go down. You lose."
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Haha, she made you go down. You lose.
No, we take turns, and sometimes 69...
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Posted 2011-04-19, 11:42 AM in reply to Skurai's post starting "No, we take turns, and sometimes 69..."
I'll take the fish over the pickles.
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Posted 2011-04-20, 07:12 PM in reply to Chrystalia's post starting "I'll take the fish over the pickles."
I don't think I'd mind either. I'm just confused as to WHY.
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Posted 2011-04-21, 06:52 AM in reply to Skurai's post starting "I don't think I'd mind either. I'm just..."
Isn't it bovious? She's been doing the dirty with a pickle... you're not satisfying her needs.
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Posted 2011-04-22, 08:28 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Isn't it bovious? She's been doing the..."
In her VAGINA!?
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Posted 2011-04-22, 09:48 AM in reply to Skurai's post starting "In her VAGINA!?"
I'd definitely hope so.

Unless, of course, she has... different needs.
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Posted 2011-04-22, 10:37 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Isn't it bovious? She's been doing the..."
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Isn't it bovious? She's been doing the dirty with a pickle... you're not satisfying her needs.
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Posted 2011-04-23, 09:22 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "I'd definitely hope so. Unless, of..."
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I'd definitely hope so.

Unless, of course, she has... different needs.
Anus?
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