The neverending story

Xan gets stabbed to death by death and the thugs felt sorry so they gave him a serious cremation

After hours of traveling to the dragons keep,, he realized he was he was going in the wrong direction.

Originally posted by blood knight After hours of traveling to the dragons keep,, he realized he was he was going in the wrong direction.

How could be traveling if he was just stabbed to death and cremated?

I smell a conspiracy...

-PozerPunk (Oh well)

May be it's the road of death... Well continuing on with the story.

"While on the road of death... Satan didn't think Xan was worthy of Hell so hey threw Xan out of it.. And God didn't think Xan was worthy of Heaven... So Xan is now homeless as a hobo ghost!"

Awwww...

Poor little ghost...

"Then Xan went to purgatory where he was renamed 'Casper' and got his own Movies/TV show."



-PozerPunk (He became famous!)

rofl

wait? where the heck IS he???

errr... In the Void

falling into the abyss

ya... what ever u say...

lol im so lost

You're in Vietnam

Everyone dies and the story ends

Wait wait wait!

"And from the rubble from the catastrophic battle emerged...a slug. So the slug was then named Pozer, and went on his merry way. Soon, Pozer (The Slug) came across a grocery store controlled by Penguins and..."

-PozerPunk (A new story!)

they poured salt on him and he died. the end of pozer. next story please!!

once there was a pimp, who was working the streets of Saint Louey...

...and he got killed in a drive-by shooting.

Poor guy.

Next.



-PozerPunk (Hehe)

dammit. ok... so there was this guy..... who lived in the sewers....name was pozer....

...He drank everyone's urine and ate everyone's fecal matter and died of septicemia.

i was gonna say a crocodile killed him, but ok! next!

wtf crocs don't live in sewers, i should know, i'm aussie.