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Posted 2006-12-25, 12:25 PM
in reply to NonGayMan's post starting "Battlefield 2142 (I downloaded it)
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Heh, this may be the best christmas greeting ever:
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As you know, it is very difficult to convey things these days without overstepping the bounds of political correctness. That led me to consult with my attorney, so I feel that I am now safe in promulgating the following:
Please accept with no obligation, explicit or implied, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday [1], practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
[1] or summer solstice, if recipient is inhabiting the southern hemisphere for the duration of this greeting
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I have to give credit where it's due:
http://www.programmingforums.org/for...712#post121712
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Where's he been hiding all year? The snow is a nice effect, too.
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