List your 10 worst qualities about youself.

Inspired by D3v's thread, let's see how this goes...

Who wants to start?

I'm game.

Procrastination
Over-weight
Can come across as sounding like a retard IRL because my mouth doesn't like to cooperate with my brain
Too nice at times
Lazy
Bottles up emotions
Acts like things are okay, even when they're not
Loose-lipped (especially when drinking)
Easily distracted
Thought process misfires on occasion

biggg procrastonator
extremely naive
not too smart (if you couldnt tell by the spelling)
think lowly of myself
take things out on people that they have no control over
stuborn
always sick
cant take a compliment
act younger than i am
do stupid things

And I...

Am cynical.
Sometimes judgmental.
Often procrastinate.
Don't save money.
Can be elitist.
Never like my own work.
Lean towards misanthropy
...and misogyny.
Change opinions and convictions often.
Jizz in my pants.

LOL grav...

1. Lazy
2. Procastinate
3. Don't save money
4. Paranoid
5. Can't trust
6. Addicted to drugs
7. Priorities are out of whack
8. Hold grudges
9. Once I'm in a bad mood, I can't get out for hours
10. Hate change

Lazy
Procrastinate
Lier
Cheater
Hit on my sister's friends
Easily addicted to stuff
Short temper
Weird
Not that funny
ummmmmmmmmmmm I don't know. People only generally ask me for the top five.

Inspired by D3v's thread, let's see how this goes... Who wants to start?

I'm sorry, I couldn't come up with anything sense I'm perfect.

I'm sorry, I couldn't come up with anything sense I'm perfect.

Sense = since.

Perfection = failed.

Sense = since. Perfection = failed.

Are you sure? I get sense and since mixed up a lot.

http://www.wsu.edu:8080/~brians/errors/sense.html

Got it now. So now I'm perfect.

I'm sorry, I couldn't come up with anything sense I'm perfect.

I'll start off for you: asperger syndrome

1. Often negative before positive
2. Always believe I am right
3. Very argumentative at times
4. Cannot take a compliment
5. Am in a mental recession
6. Do not take my own advice
7. Horrible vision (literally)
8. Horrible reading comprehension
9. Pathetic vocaublary
10 Immature a lot of the time

that sounds like me

Procrastination
OCDish
Egocentric
Depressive
Secretly pessimistic, but pretends to be optimistic
Loudmouth (as in I don't shut up well)
Short-temper
Overtly sexual
Harbors better-than-you thoughts a lot
Judgemental (just doesn't show it)