Yesterday i was walking home from school and i saw a lawn gnome in a neighboors bush. I turned back after a few seconds to take another look and it was gone. I bet it was after me.. because later that night i heard some movements outside my window. I looked and it was next to my OTHER neighboors walk way.....
uh oh...its time for my family gathering of ritual satanic abuse and to smoke some drywall
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Posted 2002-10-02, 08:48 PM
in reply to drx's post "lawn gnomes"
a couple of my hippy friends went on tour with Phish.
one of the girls Courtney
stole her neighbors gnome
took it with them from
Norfolk V.a. to Philly
to New York then west through Arizona
Colorado California and so on.
well the whole time they were traveling they bought post cards
and sent them with pics of the little gnome (was a little one laid back style) to the peaple they stole it from
imagine you have a gnome in your yard
it vanishes
then you get postcards from it at the grand canyon with things like "hey guys just wanted to say hi and look at the view"
and shit like that
well i thought it was funny....
"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic."- Benjamin Franklin
Posted 2002-10-02, 09:38 PM
in reply to drx's post "lawn gnomes"
Quote:
Originally posted by Adrenachrome a couple of my hippy friends went on tour with Phish.
one of the girls Courtney
stole her neighbors gnome
took it with them from
Norfolk V.a. to Philly
to New York then west through Arizona
Colorado California and so on.
well the whole time they were traveling they bought post cards
and sent them with pics of the little gnome (was a little one laid back style) to the peaple they stole it from
imagine you have a gnome in your yard
it vanishes
then you get postcards from it at the grand canyon with things like "hey guys just wanted to say hi and look at the view"
and shit like that
well i thought it was funny....
Posted 2002-10-04, 05:16 PM
in reply to drx's post "lawn gnomes"
dont flame my post you little fuck.
thats funny shit and this bullshit post about 'thats because your pretending to be on drugs" what the fuck is that why would i pretend to be on drugs (which is obviously something you know nothing about)
i like smoking weed and i'll probly smoke it forever
you inbred little homo you know nothing of my life
your probly mad cuz your a pasty little fat white boy who's parents make you stay in your fucking little ass trailer room and read huckleberry fuckin finn books
while im out gettin pussy and smokin blunts jealous bitch
Gayvitonassurge you can suck my dick move this to the fucking flame forum little bitch so i can flame your punk ass for this
"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic."- Benjamin Franklin
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