Who Is: WetWired

This might be a weekly thread, the 'Who Is' series. Depending if its fun or not. So let the pilot be with WetWired...

The goal of this thread will be to figure out who this WetWired cat is, and describe what kind of person he is in the real world, and even his appearance. And after a few days or so we will have ol Double W aye or nay what we have come up with.

WetWired:
(From Sum Yung Guy's viewpoint)

Midtwenties computer nerd, actually working as his nerdy dream job as a professional programmer. I see him as a skinny whiteguy with... brown hair, possibly glasses or contacts from years of peering into a computer screen. Does he have a wife and or kid? I would say maybe a wife or fiance, but no kid. He loves his anime and rpg games, and hopes to one day be a lead developer making his own game.

Thats all I can think of for this enigma of Zelaron. Anyone else want to take a gander?

EDIT: WetWired your not allowed to give any intel on this discussion until March 16th.

I think of WW in two main ways.

He's either:

A young kid. About 15 or 16 y/o. Lanky, white, bleached by the computer screen. Not very athletic, black hair and specs. In his spare time he fancies the girl everyone at school likes, and thinks of ways to win her heart.

OR

He is a old, fat, blad guy in his midthirties. Sits at the computer all day, doing what coarse men do, surrounded by fast food packaging, and old pizza boxes. Scruffily dressed - old, dirty, white vest, tatty pants type thing.

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I'd be more inclined to go with the former.

Well I know WetWired is at least over 18, I'd say mid 20s. He's not an old fat bald guy either. I would think he's like the nerdy guy from office space, can't remember his name(I'm not talking about stapler guy).

Edit: BTW, great idea.

I'll go with early 20's (20-23), relatively fit... Blonde hair with highlights, presribed eyewear for a slowly decaying vision... No wife, no kids, fiance or long-term girlfriend (8+ months). Likes to wear slacks out, and jeans during his home life. I see him driving a GMC or subsidiary of (Pontiac, Saturn, etc). Loves RPGs, dreams about them, even I'd say.
A little emotional dependency is the frosting on the cake, with sprinkles overlaying it with the taste of somewhat socially outgoing in his own groups.

I'll go with early 20's (20-23), relatively fit... Blonde hair with highlights, presribed eyewear for a slowly decaying vision... No wife, no kids, fiance or long-term girlfriend (8+ months). Likes to wear slacks out, and jeans during his home life. I see him driving a GMC or subsidiary of (Pontiac, Saturn, etc). Loves RPGs, dreams about them, even I'd say. A little emotional dependency is the frosting on the cake, with sprinkles overlaying it with the taste of somewhat socially outgoing in his own groups.

Thats pretty much how I imagined him... or as a robot with feelings.

EDIT: WetWired your not allowed to give any intel on this discussion until March 16th.

or what? :P Don't let him tell you what to do!

Wet wired is the AI from the 2001 a space odyssey

I will hunt him down and slap him on the wrist and say 'No.'

And the AI from 2001 is HAL not WW.

that'd be horrible ;P. Look, im 96 today. Tell me happy birthday.

Actually your 96 yesterday according to my timezone.

I'm cosigning to the shit that KA says on this one.

dude if you were really 96 you'd be so frail you'd need either a voice recognition typing program thingy or you'd need someone else to type the words for you... you can't be 96. lol

wetwired: asian, looks like tom hanks

Actually your 96 yesterday according to my timezone.

Im 96 again today. Every day's my birthday.

Well I know WetWired is at least over 18, I'd say mid 20s. He's not an old fat bald guy either. I would think he's like the nerdy guy from office space, can't remember his name(I'm not talking about stapler guy).

Michael Bolton. Spot on

Yeah, how do you forget THAT name? Unless he meant Sayid Nagvagenzigalaharia (or whatever the fuck it is?)

WW? Simple. He's a fucking computer, just look in the Zelaron pictures thread.

Michael Bolton. Spot on

Yeppo.

Yes, WW is a computer.

Well I know WetWired is at least over 18, I'd say mid 20s. He's not an old fat bald guy either. I would think he's like the nerdy guy from office space, can't remember his name(I'm not talking about stapler guy). Edit: BTW, great idea.

Uh...I believe you have my stapaler.

Probally a twenty year old dude with lots of parents money

Balding Tom Hanks look a like that is a programmer and visits Zelaron to maintain/fix other Sup Mods fuck ups. Is happy to do it as long as Chruser continues to pay for the domain.

Wet Wired is not white.