Four Girls and a Retard?

Welp, once again, I come to Zelaron asking for your more then likely offensive and unagreeible opinions.

I'm sure some of you know I broke up with my girl, whom I had for a year...

Over the last month or so, I've been friend-dating a few girls, and I want y'all to help me decide who you think would be best for me.

I'll simply post them as letters, and give discriptions of there personalitys.

Br: Kinda Bi-Polar, this girl has alot of power, but can be very, very nice when you get her to sofen up. and at that, she's probably got the best Body of the 4. <SINGLE>

Mar: Kind, cute, and just plain cuddly. not the best looker, but who cares? It's the inside that counts, and her kindness is only matched by Br's looks. <QUESTIONABLY SINGLE>

Mer: Loud and Obnoxious... in a cute way. She's got the balance of power, kindness, and looks, the only problem is I barely see her due to scheduels at school... <QUESTIONABLY SINGLE>

'N: Loud, silly, Loud, random, and loud. Not the best in the looks department, but definately the funniest of the group! <SINGLE>

None, you shouldn't be dating at 12

Depends on what you're looking for. IMO, for a one night stand, Br. For a girlfriend/relationship, Mar.

Depends on what you're looking for. IMO, for a one night stand, Br. For a girlfriend/relationship, Mar.

Nice Look on it.
and I'm 16.

KJ for sure, espically if your into cute furry little forest creatures.

KJ for sure, espically if your into cute furry little forest creatures.

lololol

Made me chuckle.... I say none if you want to get A's in school.

KJ for sure, espically if your into cute furry little forest creatures.

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Had to + rep for that. It made me laugh the second time too!

Nice Look on it. and I'm 16.

Okay, whatever you say...

My question to you is why you're so desperate for a girlfriend?

What the fuck is "power"? Attack power? Are they muscular? I'd probably get in a polygamist relationship with all the "powerful" ones, and let them till the fields of the farm we purchase together for me. I will then live the life of a Kentucky Colonel, sipping mint julips and wearing a white suit, on my front porch. Don't go with the bi-polar or loud ones, imo. Just because that's annoying. Definitely not the bi-polar one.

Okay, whatever you say... My question to you is why you're so desperate for a girlfriend?

I never really looked at it as desperate...
I just need to pick one before I end up having all four of them going at me. :/

as for the "power" thing... I dunno, I was having a hard time fixing up what I ment, so alot of the discriptions need redone... oh well.
Most votes either say "none" or "Br", which is who I've got one of the best relationships with.
I don't know who KJ is, so I found nothing funny. >_>'

The handsome guy you missed.

The handsome guy you missed.

Oh... Him....

You guys suck. D:

Whichever one will give you access to vagina. In your case I don't see that happening though, so you should probably just quit while you're ahead.

Whichever one will give you access to vagina. In your case I don't see that happening though, so you should probably just quit while you're ahead.

Mer and 'N.
amazingly enough, I'm waiting until I'm married for that though.

Ahhh. Trying to get her on lockdown before you tell her you have AIDS?

I'm waiting until I'm married for that though.

Fail.

Ahhh. Trying to get her on lockdown before you tell her you have AIDS?

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no!

I see you hesitated three times! IT'S TRUE! DON'T DENY IT!