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Post How to answer ANY question in the world correctly!
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Posted 2002-12-05, 08:43 AM
I just found a way to answer any question that doesn't even exist in theory yet!

Y=X
Where "Y" is the question, and "X" is the answer.

So, if anyone asks "Y?", just reply with "X", and you've already answered the question.
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Posted 2002-12-05, 08:57 AM in reply to Chruser's post "How to answer ANY question in the world..."
well obviously
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Posted 2002-12-05, 10:34 AM in reply to Chruser's post "How to answer ANY question in the world..."
Hmmm, explain further, because this is what I'm gathering from you speculation:

if,
Y=How old are you?
and,
Y=X
then,
X=How old are you?

So, if someone asked me "How old are you?" you would answer by saying "How old are you?"

Maybe this situation would work if it sounded like this though:
Person A: "How old are you?"
Person B: "How old are you?"

Just a retorical question back at the person, but that is pretty tedious and doesn't really answer anything.

Is that what you meant Chruser, if not, explain further.
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Posted 2002-12-05, 10:56 AM in reply to Chruser's post "How to answer ANY question in the world..."
Take an equation, for instance. If a regular X is on the right side, then solve everything on the left side (Y) to get the answer. You need to solve the question the same way. Think about it, could 2y-3=x be solved like this? 2y-3=2y-3? It could, and it would be as stupid as using the question as the answer.
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Posted 2002-12-05, 11:50 AM in reply to Chruser's post "How to answer ANY question in the world..."
I'm really not sure how bored you have to be to think of this
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Posted 2002-12-06, 06:34 AM in reply to Chruser's post "How to answer ANY question in the world..."
Ummm, firstly, why were you thinking about this. Secondly, it really is a very stupid idea, lol. Thirdly, isn't that common sense to say something like 2y-3=2y-3? Fourthly, when put to actual human conversation, it really doesn't make much sense, as that proof I did above shows.
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Posted 2002-12-06, 08:45 AM in reply to Chruser's post "How to answer ANY question in the world..."
Two words explain Chruser's strange thoughts: Mary and Jane.
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Posted 2002-12-06, 11:08 AM in reply to Chruser's post "How to answer ANY question in the world..."
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Originally posted by Chruser
I just found a way to answer any question that doesn't even exist in theory yet!

Y=X
Where "Y" is the question, and "X" is the answer.

So, if anyone asks "Y?", just reply with "X", and you've already answered the question.
exellent observation there Einstein.
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Posted 2002-12-06, 11:11 AM in reply to Chruser's post "How to answer ANY question in the world..."
Now we just need to find the questions that doesn't even exist in theory
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Posted 2002-12-06, 08:24 PM in reply to Chruser's post "How to answer ANY question in the world..."
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Originally posted by Rurouni Storm
Two words explain Chruser's strange thoughts: Mary and Jane.

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Posted 2002-12-06, 09:42 PM in reply to Chruser's post "How to answer ANY question in the world..."
Sometimes you would have to reverse the question though. Lets say there's Bob and Bill. Bob asks Bill what his(Bill's) name is. For Bill to answer this question correctly, he would have to change it.

Bob: "What is your name?"
Bill: "What is my name?"

Because Bob asking "what is your name?" is the same as Bill asking "what is my name?" and they have the same answer, whereas if Bill replied with "what is your name?", the answer would be Bob instead of Bill, so they wouldn't both be the same. Whew, hope you caught that.

BTW I did this today on my homework for world history. My teacher was not impressed.
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Posted 2002-12-15, 08:00 PM in reply to Chruser's post "How to answer ANY question in the world..."
ROFL thats a great picture Adrenachrome, where do you get all these pictures? Do you have like some secret archive of funny shit?
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Posted 2002-12-15, 08:04 PM in reply to Chruser's post "How to answer ANY question in the world..."
Everyone just picks them up.
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Posted 2002-12-16, 05:44 AM in reply to Chruser's post "How to answer ANY question in the world..."
LoL wtf are you talking about Chruser ? That isnt correct...
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Posted 2003-01-12, 06:19 AM in reply to Chruser's post "How to answer ANY question in the world..."
Rurouni Storm said:
Two words explain Chruser's strange thoughts: Mary and Jane.
hmmm seems to me thats 3 words.... mary(1) and(2) jane(3) i may be wrong as my mathematical skills are rusty since i rarly use them but i think im right.. thats 3 right? 3? not 2 but 3?
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