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Ahem... I wont get into details, but some bad shit went down, I gotta be up and outta' here today at noon... Which is in 7 hours and 15 minutes currently.
In my true fashion, I decided to make a thread with a title everyone would recongnize as being a flimsy copy of another thread title right away, for comical relief. BAM!
Anyway, I may be gone for two months, perhaps more, perhaps much more, if I return at all. If not, however... I would like to get a couple things out in the open.
Now, there have been a lot more active members in the Flame Forum = true, they are very intelligent and avid flamers = false. I see much more spam there now, for that guy, the1, who made a new account, yeah you seem like a nice guy but you gotta' learn how to hit that PM button man. You don't just start talking about making someone a sig, what they want in that sig, and talking about other's (Grav's) sig / gif making abilities in a Flame Thread. This goes for everyone else, minus the sig reference, probably not the Grav reference though, sadly. Wherever some level of spam is, even the remotest bit, Grav is always there to rip in with full force, grab that intelligence rift by two sides and stretch it as far as the cosmos would allow.
Let me give you a quick run-through on how to flame, people. I realize I am not the best out there, or even on this forum, however I cant remember losing a single actual flamewar since I started really getting into it so I see this advice as fitting, welcome (hopefully), and definately necessary for a lot of you out there.
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DFD's patented quick-guide on Flaming For The Flameless
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Now, let's start with a proper begining sentence, keep in mind I haven't slept in a day and a half. A proper start-off, or as I like to call 'em "ignition", is not something like "you're so uptight titus you need to take that cock out of your mouth and realize how dumb you really are" this is just plain stupid people! We can do much better than this if we put our brains, or "fancy book learnin'" into what we're typing. A proper ignition could be something like "Holy fucking crap, I think I suffered from an annuerism just reading that gargled piece of mango trash! I've seriously never seen my monitor so fucking filthy!!!" Or something of the sort, that line wasn't completely original (which is always a minus to your cool points) however I am way too fucking tired and stressed to come up with anything of quality.
Now, for the insults. All I can say is... Be original, or try to be. Using other's insults every once in a while is perfectly alright, so long as you dont go overboard. I try never to use the same insult more than once in a 2+ day flamewar. Anyhow, moving on.
Before you post something utterly fucking stupid, like "blacks came here and stole our jobs those fucking niggers", or, "*indians* didnt deserve their land, they deserved to have it taken away", etc (these were just two examples I could remember at this hour), get your fucking facts straight or else everybody in the free world will be owning your ass for at least the next few weeks. A lot of members here tend to hold a grudge, and even the stupid ones know a couple things now and then... It'd suck to be owned by someone like Zagggon, or Knight-Rider, wouldn't it? "omg h4x"
Just always be sure to put some care, thought, and time into what you post. If not, then what's the use of posting it? It is only a waste to grow a rose in the butt-end of a garden, isn't it? A place where nobody can see it, where you can never get to, and where you'll be kicking yourself for placing it there later on. Well posting useless dribble is sort of like that rose. Except nobody will want to see it, you can never live it down, and everyone will be kicking you for it soon after.
Remember, flaming in the flame forum can either carry you up to the top of the respect ladder, or burn you down and nobody will ever respect you here, unless you are granted some kind of miracle. Remember, flames stay in the flame forum, unless you're the one getting flamed for posting something totally idiotic (refer to Zagggon, Kuja -- Who had a hard time turning his rep around but suceeded --, me -- before I turned around --, etc), then every Zelaron frequenter will be shooting their unworthy mouths off at you in such a fashion that quakes my brain to think about. "ur gay" *shudders*
Also, I would like you all to remember one more thing... Always remember who the most loved member of the Off-Topic sanctuary is (DFD, you fucknuts)... Who brought the most happiness into your dull lives, who brought sunshine when there was rain... Who brought love when there was hate... Err, nevermind all that... What a crock of shit. ;)
Just remember to remember! :)
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Why do I post this guide, I am sure some of you are saying...
1) I need something to do, I am packed, ready to go and still have a good 7 hours left.
2) In going with my style, that everyone has come to know and love, I put it here so the "audience" can get a few kicks out of this post.
3) The state the Flame Forum is in, makes me sad. Seeing posts like the one mentioned earlier (by Valmar) like "Maybe if you pull the cock out of your mouth you'll realize how stupid you really are" are insulting, but not in the manner you would think. It is insulting to our intelligence to read that crap, it is insulting to waste our time with that crap and it is insulting, lastly, to you for degrading yourself to such a low level to post absoloute bull shit that nobody wants to fucking read.
Keep your noses clean, ladies and gentleman(this rule does not apply for Adrenachrome;))... One day, DFD may return! ;)
If... For, *whatever reason* I do not return, do not fret, I'm sure new incoming members will keep you just as entertained as I would, in my "posting prime".
P.S. Stop bitching about the "new" flame forum rules!! They aren't really new, anyway, they are just now enforced, and it is a good thing for it too. Imagine the flame forum if that flame-turned-sig discussion thread was still there, instead of moved by Raziel. Imagine if the flame forum was plagued with such behavior. Also, remember they never said you couldnt post lame flames, or "flame me" threads, only that they would ridicule you, if that stops you from making them, then it must not be a good idea to make one, right? If you're afraid of being embarassed in a flame thread, why make it? Grow some pubes and come back in a few months.
 
Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
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