Back from Vegas

Won $100 at blackjack, got a kickass lap dance, saw Blueman Group and the Amazing Johnathan. It was a great trip. If you haven't been, I highly recommend going.

Sounds like fun. Did you spend the 100 on the lap dance?

Partake in any of the whore house activities while there? :P

I'll probably go one day. When I'm not too young to gamble V_V

I spent $30 on the lap dance.

No, no whorehousin' for me, partner. Got a girlfriend. Wouldn't be prudent.

I actually only spent a fraction of my time gambling. I only played blackjack, and got really lucky. I spent the rest of my time doing shit that anybody under the age of 21 can do. Vegas has a ton more to offer than just slots and cards.

You should have hit me up dude. Ha, what a trip that would have been huh?

Lap dances aren't a no-no? I think my girl wouldn't allow that, lol. Not that'd I'd really want to have the same area that's rubbed 20 guys prior to me that night on my crotch.

Nice! When I was out there I checked out the Amazing Jonathan too. I was one of the people in the beginning that made it on the big screen and got made fun of! He was pretty damn entertaining.

Yeah, they zoomed in on me too! It said "Drinks Bong-Water".

Lap dances aren't a no-no? I think my girl wouldn't allow that, lol. Not that'd I'd really want to have the same area that's rubbed 20 guys prior to me that night on my crotch.

No, she isn't entirely comfortable with it, but I specifically went with the minimal contact dance for that reason. If I'd wanted to spend 50 bucks, I could have gotten the whole shebang, but I wouldn't have felt right about that. It's all harmless fun. If she'd asked me not to, I wouldn't have done it.

Hahaha! I was sitting next to my roommate from college, and it said, "Look at these homos"

That bastard!

Is he the guy typing up all the insults, you think?

He has to be. I just assumed it before, but who knows?

Yeah, he's a pretty mean guy, if that's the case. He kept mocking the shit out of all the old people in the audience. One of the old guys actually looked pretty pissed off when the camera zoomed in on him.

I wouldn't take anything he does too seriously. It's just for the laughs.

Definitely. I just thought it was funny that this old dude was getting pissed off because he knew he was gonna get made fun of in front of an entire audience.

$100 is little light, I guess you are not a poker person.

I cant wait to go to vegas. My friend went and said it was amazing, especially all the shows and shit you go to. I heard of the amazing john, and cant wait to go. I really dont care what he is going to say to me, but it will sure be funny. Plus, i learned how to count cards at blackjack, so ill be in great shape to make a run at a nice chunk of change. Sidenote- Was the chick that gave u a lap dance even hot, or was it more of a full figured girl liek the type we get out here on the east coast?

Grats on winning 100, I plan to go there once I hit 21, just don't see enough of a reason to go there before that.

I can't wait to never go to vegas. It's going to be so great.

Wasn't really trying to win much more than that, Ganga. I just needed a chunk of extra change for new games.

Sidenote- Was the chick that gave u a lap dance even hot, or was it more of a full figured girl liek the type we get out here on the east coast?

No, she was fucking unbelievable. Perfect proportions, very cute.

Was your girlfriend actually present?

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1.) Cheat
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