So, according to WebMD I have cancer. Hmm...I just rescently got out of the hospital and my doctor told me to get this stuff checked out and its been bothering me so I decided to get on WebMD and poof I have skin cancer...yay I get to go in the hospital again............
That's random. How do you have skin cancer? And if so, ouch buddy. Ouch.
Well, when I was 12 my older brother, his best friend, my best friend, and I decided to go screw around in the river by my house. We found this boat in this field near the river and were like HECK YA!!! lets float down the river and have some fun (gimme a break we were 12) so ya we lug this boat ~.5 miles and throw it in the river well bla bla bla I ended up getting some nasty stuff all up in my shirt so I took it off. It hit about ~104F that day and I got BURNT. I came home and layed in my bed for ~5 days. When I'd sleep the blisters would pop and I'd wake up in nasty ooze. My family is the hole "if you ain't dead you don't need to go to the hospital" type so after the 5 days I was fine and such, never got it checked tho. But I just got out of the hospital for surgery and such my doctor mentioned to get it looked at and such...so ya wish me luck
aw man. hope it's not permanent or deadly, and that it can be removed safely and completely. good luck dude! you come back to us alive, ya hear
Yay people care! They tell me I go in, get prepred, get cut, get sewed, get dressed, and get out all in 1 day if all goes well
Oh, opps I shoulda said. Its this weird type that is in like patches and can be removed easy. Roughly a couple mins per bump and I have about 5 bumps so ya.
I've gotten almost third degree bruns from the sun before ...about half an inch to an inch of totally roasted flesh :P. That sucked really bad ...and every time increases your chances of getting skin cancer dramatically.
Well, you carry a UB-21 Schnauzer with an OPS Silencer, that's KGB, You prefer an 18-K over an AK, Your surveillance technique is NSA, Your ID is CIA, you recieved your PHD at NYU, traded in your GTO for a BMW, you listen to CD's by REM and STP, and you'd like to see JFK in his BVDs getting down with OPP and you probably put the toilet paper back on the roll with the paper on the inside...
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