The dilemma.

I'm thirsty, and the only thing I have in my apartment is alcohol and water.

......

Drink the water, and feed the alcohol to some fishes.

Or water down the alcohol with the water, so you've got some tatse, but twice the volume, that would wake you up? And mean that you'd understand a lot more of this gibberish.

alcohol for the win, as long as you dont have to drive anywhere

alcohol as long as you do have to drive anywhere

I hear alcohol is a perfect source of hydration.

Titus?

Titus skips all that pussy drinking stuff. He injects his alcohol straight to the veins.

Now that is hardcore.

Is it one of those cases where you measure the blood to alcohol content, rather than alcohol to blood content?

Probably. As for what I went with...I had water. I figured the alcohol wouldn't be too good at getting this cold out of my system.

A couple of shots would've helped a bit...

I drank enough over the weekend, anyway.

Water is for getting clean. You should have gone with the booze.

Get your lazy ass to the store and get some juice.

Speaking of which, I hate juice that's from concintrate. Just dosn't taste as good.

I like the light pulp Florida Orange Juice that comes in the half-gallon cartons.

The only Orange Juice I can stand to drink is the McDonalds Orange Juice. Isn't that horrible? I go there in the morning just for that.

That is really good OJ, if there is any juice in it anyways.