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Post Are you gay? Find out by your self
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Posted 2006-08-05, 07:39 PM
if you think your gay, follow this list to find out.

1.you have alot of guy-friends but just a few lady friends(if you feel odd talking with girls then this reason does not apply to you)
2.you act like a jerk around girls
3.your first date was after the mid 20's
4.you get disgusted by girls
5. you prefer being around a guy instead of being around a girl(and yes sometimes you can feel uncomfortable talking to a girl, that doens't count as being gay)
6.you have never had a crush on a girl after being 13
(being a nerd does not apply because most nerds take time to get dates, the bad looking ones)
7.you hug and say "i love you to a guy whose not family and is not a close friend
8.you get horny around a man
9.you shake hands with a lady friend instead of giving her a kiss on the cheak
10.you think girls aren't good looking(depends if she is good looking, or not what you think of her is completely up to your jurisdiction)
11. you never perv(unless your a good gentle-men and pay attention to the other aspects of a girl then this does nt count to you being gay

If 5 of these seem similar to you then ur not gay, obviously if 6 of them seem similar then you are.i don't think anyones gonna post their scores here....... they'll just lie about them.
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Posted 2006-08-05, 09:52 PM in reply to kyeruu's post "Are you gay? Find out by your self"
i have 4 of those does that make me not gay
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Posted 2006-08-05, 10:03 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "i have 4 of those does that make me not..."
howd i know mantra would make an apperance in this thread????
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Posted 2006-08-06, 07:54 AM in reply to kyeruu's post "Are you gay? Find out by your self"
ok now i got 6 hits, what does that make me?
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Posted 2006-08-06, 08:41 AM in reply to xombie_love's post starting "ok now i got 6 hits, what does that..."
Either you're gay, or you're a girl. And you're a girl, so that's that sorted out, I think...

I only got 1. Which is a good thing.
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Posted 2006-08-06, 08:54 AM in reply to kyeruu's post "Are you gay? Find out by your self"
Obviously people don't need a list to find out that they are gay. Look at Mantra. He didn't need any convincing.
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Posted 2006-08-06, 12:12 PM in reply to kyeruu's post "Are you gay? Find out by your self"
This is the dumbest, most unfounded unlogical shit. Are you religious or something?
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Posted 2006-08-06, 12:35 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "This is the dumbest, most unfounded..."
GravitonSurge said:
This is the dumbest, most unfounded unlogical shit. Are you religious or something?
No, he's just a fucking moron.
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Posted 2006-08-06, 02:26 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "No, he's just a fucking moron."
He is, actually. Apparently.
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Posted 2006-08-06, 06:53 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "This is the dumbest, most unfounded..."
GravitonSurge said:
This is the dumbest, most unfounded unlogical shit. Are you religious or something?

/seconded


KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-08-06, 08:43 PM in reply to kyeruu's post "Are you gay? Find out by your self"
kyeruu said:
if you think your gay, follow this list to find out.

1.you have alot of guy-friends but just a few lady friends(if you feel odd talking with girls then this reason does not apply to you)
2.you act like a jerk around girls
3.your first date was after the mid 20's
4.you get disgusted by girls
5. you prefer being around a guy instead of being around a girl(and yes sometimes you can feel uncomfortable talking to a girl, that doens't count as being gay)
6.you have never had a crush on a girl after being 13
(being a nerd does not apply because most nerds take time to get dates, the bad looking ones)
7.you hug and say "i love you to a guy whose not family and is not a close friend
8.you get horny around a man
9.you shake hands with a lady friend instead of giving her a kiss on the cheak
10.you think girls aren't good looking(depends if she is good looking, or not what you think of her is completely up to your jurisdiction)
11. you never perv(unless your a good gentle-men and pay attention to the other aspects of a girl then this does nt count to you being gay

If 5 of these seem similar to you then ur not gay, obviously if 6 of them seem similar then you are.i don't think anyones gonna post their scores here....... they'll just lie about them.

Someone either just found out he is gay or useless.
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Posted 2006-08-06, 09:41 PM in reply to kyeruu's post "Are you gay? Find out by your self"
kyeruu said:
if you think your gay, follow this list to find out.

1.you have alot of guy-friends but just a few lady friends(if you feel odd talking with girls then this reason does not apply to you)
2.you act like a jerk around girls
3.your first date was after the mid 20's
4.you get disgusted by girls
5. you prefer being around a guy instead of being around a girl(and yes sometimes you can feel uncomfortable talking to a girl, that doens't count as being gay)
6.you have never had a crush on a girl after being 13
(being a nerd does not apply because most nerds take time to get dates, the bad looking ones)
7.you hug and say "i love you to a guy whose not family and is not a close friend
8.you get horny around a man
9.you shake hands with a lady friend instead of giving her a kiss on the cheak
10.you think girls aren't good looking(depends if she is good looking, or not what you think of her is completely up to your jurisdiction)
11. you never perv(unless your a good gentle-men and pay attention to the other aspects of a girl then this does nt count to you being gay

If 5 of these seem similar to you then ur not gay, obviously if 6 of them seem similar then you are.i don't think anyones gonna post their scores here....... they'll just lie about them.
I scored 3. But I know I'm gay.
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Posted 2006-08-06, 09:42 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "This is the dumbest, most unfounded..."
GravitonSurge said:
This is the dumbest, most unfounded unlogical shit. Are you religious or something?
I concur. That was stupid as fuck.
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Posted 2006-08-07, 11:23 AM in reply to kyeruu's post "Are you gay? Find out by your self"
Who's myspace did you pull this off of.
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Posted 2006-08-17, 01:03 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Who's myspace did you pull this off of."
Sovereign said:
Who's myspace did you pull this off of.
my cousing's pimp..... i have no idea y i just said that oh well.....pie!
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Posted 2006-08-17, 09:42 PM in reply to kyeruu's post starting "my cousing's pimp..... i have no idea y..."
Are you on L S D?
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Posted 2006-08-17, 10:17 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Are you on L S D?"
Are you on LSD? Find out for yourself!

1. Have you ever been on LSD?
2. Are you on LSD RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTT NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW?
2. Do you agree with the thesis in question 5. ?
3. Do you make poor me threads looking for Esympathy?
4. What colour is the dancing elephant?
6. Does your name start with K and end in yerru?
6. How many t's are there in question 2?
6. Place your index finger on your nose. Stand on one foot. Close you eyes. And now, is your favourite colour red?
7. Can any idiot make up shit on the internet?
8. Was the Keynsian policy of central government control of economic factors like currency and interest rates more effective than Adam Smith's invisible hand doctrine that had governed global economies since it's conception in his 1776 work, the Wealth of Nations?

If you score 7 or more....no, if you bothered reading this even LSD won't save you.

Last edited by wilma; 2006-08-17 at 10:22 PM.
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Posted 2006-08-18, 08:46 AM in reply to wilma's post starting "Are you on LSD? Find out for yourself!..."
Ah shoot.

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds!!
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Posted 2006-08-18, 09:40 AM in reply to kyeruu's post "Are you gay? Find out by your self"
Nooo! I'm gaaay! *sob*

And regarding the LSD post:

1) No
2) No
2) Yes
3) No
4) She be Purple Mountains Majesty, y0.
6) No
6) None
6) No x 4
7) Yes
8) ...Dildo?

Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
And she's gone.

Chorus:
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds, ah, ah

Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies.
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high.

Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds
And you're gone.

Chorus

Picture yourself on a train in a station
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties,
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile,
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

Chorus
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Posted 2006-08-18, 10:29 AM in reply to Jessifer's post starting "Nooo! I'm gaaay! *sob* And regarding..."
Lol. I love wilma now =P.
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