pineapples... OF DOOM!

Profile · Posted 2003-02-05, 06:01 PM

a simple look at these timid creatures will show that they are just a weird sort of fruit. but look closer, and you will see they are AN EVIL RACE BENT ON HUMAN DOMINATION!!!
Their seemingly harmless nature is merely a ruse so they can increase their numbers and TAKE OVER ALL OF MANKIND!
These strange beings will put the entire world into A NUCLEAR HELLFIRE FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!
"But p1ng, how is that possible?"
BE SILENT NON BELIEVER!! WE MUST FIGHT! We must stand our ground against this unholy of evils and DESTROY THEIR EMPIRE OF DOOM!
I speak this to all who will listen! HEED MY WARNING AND ALL IS NOT LOST!! We can assure ourselve VICTORY!!
Doubt me if you will, but remember: Watch the skies, for they contain the truth. And the government is not your friend...

p1ng · Posted 2003-02-05, 06:35 PM in reply to p1ng's post "pineapples... OF DOOM!"

I don't think I like you much.

p1ng · Posted 2003-02-05, 07:00 PM in reply to p1ng's post "pineapples... OF DOOM!"

Yea.. I'm not feelin' the mindless posts.

p1ng · Posted 2003-02-05, 07:17 PM in reply to p1ng's post "pineapples... OF DOOM!"

it makes perfect sense to me.

Hes saying that pineaples will take over the world, im sure he has one up his ass right now to think that.

p1ng · Posted 2003-02-05, 07:17 PM in reply to p1ng's post "pineapples... OF DOOM!"

you work for THEM, dont you!

p1ng · Posted 2003-02-05, 07:18 PM in reply to p1ng's post "pineapples... OF DOOM!"

I'll make sure I will eat a couple in the near future.

p1ng · Posted 2003-02-05, 07:21 PM in reply to p1ng's post "pineapples... OF DOOM!"

Jamesadin said:

I'll make sure I will eat a couple in the near future.

YES! THATS THE SPIRIT! DESTROY THEM ALL!

p1ng · Posted 2003-02-05, 08:59 PM in reply to p1ng's post "pineapples... OF DOOM!"

i used to watch this show called attack of the killer tomatos when i was little...dunno what happend 2 it thuogh...did u make that show p1ng?

p1ng · Posted 2003-02-06, 05:38 AM in reply to p1ng's post "pineapples... OF DOOM!"

nope

p1ng · Posted 2003-02-06, 06:34 AM in reply to p1ng's post "pineapples... OF DOOM!"

Pah, it's not the pineapples you need to worry about. It's the hot dogs. Bastard hot dogs. They sneak onto an order ticket disguised as a cheeseburger, then halfway through the order BAM!...the damn hot dog reveals itself and throws you completely out of rythm. Fucking hot dogs...

p1ng · Posted 2003-02-06, 06:41 AM in reply to p1ng's post "pineapples... OF DOOM!"

p1ng said:

"But p1ng, how is that possible?"
BE SILENT NON BELIEVER!! WE MUST FIGHT! We must stand our ground against this unholy of evils and DESTROY THEIR EMPIRE OF DOOM!

I'm quite ashamed, but I actually got a little chuckle at that part when she was talking with herself...

p1ng · Posted 2003-02-06, 02:20 PM in reply to p1ng's post "pineapples... OF DOOM!"

I get a chuckle out of you calling him a "her". Now, Brian. Pull that pineapple out of your ass and you'll realize that you are completely wrong about everything. Not that that's anything new you stupid ass.