Dude, Jesus was so goddamned black it's not even funny. He met my great-great etc. etc. Granddaddy once, and he said, "Niqqa gimme yo do' befo' I done bust an arrowhead in yo' black ass. " I'm not even joking. A little known fact about Jesus Christ is, he not only invented Christianity, he also invented the Bloods. In case you don't know they are in an all-out war with the Crips.