The Mirrors Bane

Call me sexy and you have a deal.

Alas, my effort goes unappreciated once more.

Fine. You big baby.

Thank you for the effort to call me a large foreheaded, scruffy looking insurance salesman.

If you're so desperate for compliments that you have to fish for them on the internet, I'll admit you have nice eyes.

Lol. I'm not desperate for compliments. And I can't really even see my eyes, I don't understand how you do. Oh well.

Lol. I wasn't referring to eye color if that's what you mean.

Meh, not so much.



My right eye is a little weird in this image though. It's weighted down with too much sexy.

EDIT: Also, my crop job makes me look balding. I have a large forehead anyway, but the sexy hair usually covers it up.

(Also, I'm not really conceited. I just like a good laugh.)

Sexy brown.

And worry not - your receding hairline makes you no less a man in our eyes.

You don't even know me!!!

They're dark green/gray not brown.

And my hair isn't receding yet.

Yet.

When it does start to recede, just shave it all off.

Hell no! I'm gonna be Devin Townsend.

He could pass as Filch from Harry Potter.

That was anti-climatic.

Correct.