if by girlfriend you mean left hand, ill buy that.
Observant, aren't we?
Anyway, when I was little I stepped on a rusty nail that was stickin' up outta this board. Went straight through my heel. Hella painful, it was.
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p1ng's original post was somewhere along the lines of "Since when did you have a girlfriend." But alas, he changed it. So the quote doesn't quite fit anymore.
A few months later I was running around a spikey plastered pole and my sweater got caught on it, causing me to slam my head right into it. Got a permanent scar in the middle of my forhead now.
By worst injury I meant one you had the pleasure of being part of, so hrmm I don't think ne one here had there head blown off hah. Mine would either be when some crazy mexican stabbed me in my calf with a 6in blade or when I was dared to jump off this balcony and I did and I shattered my heel and broke my ancle in 6 places, tearing all the ligaments aswell. Then waiting for 3 hours just too have the emergency room break it again.
lol @ dfd, i think the forum knows the anwser to that, not thats a bad thing!.. power to the bi ladies!
Oh and another thing that happened was I was playing tag when i was a little boy, i ran full speed because i was avoding a bud... i ran to the fireman pole and as stupid as i was I didnt stop.. full speed into the pole and my former full body weight was pushed onto a single nut... god damn tha tkilled.. i didt slide down the pole let me tell ya, i fell down like a rock holding my nuts... sucked
Another thing is.. I sat on a bikeseat and it was loose... it tilted when u sat on it wrong (was on a bike i found and i wanted to test it).. i sat on it and my nut was kinda under me.. the seat went down and it stretched my sack.... as it went down my nut went behind my ass as i was sliding off the seat and as i was falling it was crushing my nut... hard to explain, ill rephrase if u dont understand it but let me tell the girls.. NEVER MESS WITH ANOTHER MANS NUTS UNELESS UR TRYING TO MAKE THEM FEEL GOOD!@... its NOT FUNNY>. if u joke and think hitting us in the nuts is funny.. aha, ur WRONG!>.".. kk thats my story