Omegle - Chat with strangers! - Social Entropy++

http://www.omegle.com

The site pairs you randomly and anonymously with strangers to chat with. It can be very interesting to see what kind of person you run into. Just steer clear of the /b/tards, for they are in abundance!

(Thanks to Grav for linking me!)


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yragle the pirate has 100 white pearls and 100 black pearls. The white pearls are worthless, the black pearls are priceless. He will let you distribute the pearls between two sacks, labeled "Heads" and "Tails." After you distribute the pearls, you flip a fair coin and choose a pearl at random from the corresponding sack. How should you distribute the pearls between the two sacks to maximize your odds of getting a black pearl?
Stranger: i'm polish
You: k
Stranger: we don't have pearls here
You: What a shame.
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Some random one (that isn't mine):

You: How often do you masturbate?
Stranger: i am right now
Stranger: how often do you finger your vag
You: That's wonderful, but it doesn't really answer the question.
You: At least 3 times a day.
Stranger: how many fingers
You: As many as she will allow.
Stranger: often enough to where im shooting blanks by noon
Stranger: do you have a name for your vagina
You: Karen.
Stranger: is karen hairless
You: She's usually pretty clean and trimmed.
You: Not fully hairless, though.
Stranger: pics?
You: She's not here right now, and I don't have any saved.
Stranger: how is your vagina not here are you chopped into two?
You: It feels like that sometimes.
You: I get really lonely when she's not around.
Stranger: are you a guy
You: Well, yeah.
Stranger: FAGGOT
Stranger: ASKING DUDES ABOUT MASTURBATING
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF COCK SUCKING FAG
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funny shit

Hahahah instant classic.

LOL now thats a classic

Christ, that's hilarious.

I have an addiction to this website. I use the AIM bot: OmegleBot.

So...the other night I talked with this chick from the Netherlands for about an hour, was pretty cool.

Just now I got this...

Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Canada, you?
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:/ ouch

And then...

You: Hi
Stranger: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

The fuck....

Stranger: HI
You: how goes it?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: and you?
Stranger: from?
You: USA
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Lol. That shit is ridiculous.

You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: I am a little manchild in the peninsula of Man
You: who art thou?
Stranger: lewl
Stranger: I am but a walker, walking on the moon
You: Oh. They faked walking on the moon, good sir.
Stranger: oh no but this is real my dear
Stranger: so very real
You: As real as a giant iron penis from the depths of the Punjab?
Stranger: They may have fooled the world in times that passed, but I hold secrets they do not.
You: What other secrets hold you, moonman?
Stranger: Secrets are such that they shall not be told, for they are secrets, young one.
You: I am not young. I may be a manchild in the peninsula of Man, but I am of age.
Stranger: I apologise wise sir.
You: I am not wise nor am I intelligent.
You: I simply am.
Stranger: Interesting statement to say sir.
You: Aye, forsooth!
Stranger: We really are all, simply, are.
You: But many choose to ignore such truths in pursuit of the fancy that they are something much more in a grand, cosmic scale. They are merely ants in a giant hill.
Stranger: What might you be up to this fine day/night/time of day you're in?
You: I am browsing this intertubing thing on a modern machina! Then I plan to take my friend to yonder apothecary before I get to my apprentice shop.
You: And you good sir/madam?
You: For I have realized I know not whether you have an innie or an outie.
Stranger: I am delaying the time when I shall fall into a deep deep sleep, where I will enter a world that I can not yet possibly imagine.
You: Drugs are bad, m'kay.

Another:

You: Have you ever pondered about God?
Stranger: nope
You: You do know the end of the world is close at hand?
You: Gay marriage, abortion, negroes as head of state in a white, Christian country.
Stranger: no its not
You: Abhorrent.
Stranger: the end is not close
Stranger: theres not god
Stranger: *no
You: Blasphemy! God is everywhere! He's in you, he's in me, he's in everyone.
You: And we have our white lord Jesus to thank for our possibility for salvation!
You: If you repent now, you will find Salvation before the rapture comes!
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Touchy subject...

Stranger: hi
You: When is the end of the world?
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Stranger: Hi
You: When is the end of the world?
Stranger: tomorrow
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Stranger: hey
You: When is the end of the world?
Stranger: 2078
You: !
You: How do you know
Stranger: I was told
You: By whom?!
Stranger: can't say
You: That's fair enough
You: What happens in 2012 then?
Stranger: a party
You: Oh sweet
You: where?
Stranger: all over the world
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1 - Misery.

Stranger: hi
You: Hello; consider the state of the World.
Stranger: asl?
You: Now, what can you bring to reality?
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2 - Misery.

Stranger: hi
You: Hello, are you particularly interested in making the world a better place?
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3 - Misery.

Stranger: hi asL?
You: Grant immediate trust.
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4 - Hope.

You: If you go out and give someone a little of your time, you are helping them. Do you relate?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ?
You: From personal experience, getting out and helping someone else can be seen as building communities.
Stranger: yes
You: There does not seem to be much concern for communities outside of private interests...
Stranger: ...
You: The unemployment rate may be up, but if one person devoted a little time to reach out to another human being, certainly, the world would be a better place...
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: I do.
Stranger:
You: How can one build bridges and connect with others? Communicating your needs usually helps because anticipating needs is limited in observable phenomena.
You: What are some of your concerns?
Stranger: Our civilization collapsing. From a result of our economy, even that could be a long way ahead.
Stranger: America collapsing. Where nearly everybody is unemployed, and the crime rate goes up.
Stranger: America would be an unsafe place for us and our future.
You: It seems to be treasonous to consider changing the economy.
You: But what can one do besides smile and shake the hands of their neighbors?
You: Striving to be better people is too much to ask..
Stranger: It is?
Stranger: Well yes. For most people, you are right.
You: For some..
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: So may I ask... what is this conversation all about?
You: It is only an attempt to see the upside with someone..
Stranger: Do you want me as an individual to contribute to my area and become.......
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: I accept that
Stranger: How can I help?
You: Someone you may know that has some need they may not be able to accomplish on their own can use the help of other members in their community.
Stranger:
You: Re-building a fence, installing tiles, painting a house
Stranger: Oh, okay.
You: There are such organizations that charge money for these jobs, but where money isn't an intermediary, helping only makes a community stronger!
You: It's a great feeling to make new friends. Thank you for speculating these issues...
Stranger: No problem
Stranger: And I apologize from lack of knowledge...I'm only 14.
You: Thales of the pre-socratic era lacked knowledge, but he tried to think things out for himself. Though, it may not be the correct answer, sure enough Anaximander came around and philosophized what Thales could not.
Stranger:
You: (Albeit, the stars are not rings of fire with gas bursting out of the rims.)
Stranger: Haha
You: Perhaps it's time to eat! Goodbye, traveller...
Stranger: Goodbye
Stranger: This actually, made my day
Stranger: Thanks.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
You: 爷
Stranger: haha
You: I surmise that was not too sensible
You: oh well
Stranger: not chinese?
You: no
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: So what inanimate object do you experience the most sexual attraction toward?
Stranger: from/
You: Sweden
Stranger: HAhahah
Stranger: oh my god
You: it's a serious question!
Stranger: okay!!!
Stranger: object... oh i don't know
Stranger: HAhaha really..
You: oh well

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: where do you live?
You: Sweden. You?
Stranger: here is shanghai
You: ah, the place with a constant air humidity of 100%!
You: I RECALL THAT VERY WELL!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You are humanity's last hope. GO!
Stranger: hi
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Actually, someone from there gave me the link here.


These two were my favorite, so far.

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Stranger: hii
Stranger: =)
You: My third testicle is turning green.
Stranger: ohh baby
You: It's kind of pretty
Stranger: thats hot
You: Oh, yeah
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: mhmmm
Stranger: where you from?
You: Canada
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Stranger: 8====D
You: whoa
You: is it a giraffe?
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There was a decent one about Presidents and their ninja like reflexes, but it wasn't kept.

Welcome to Zelaron, Mutant Couch! You will probably never find out why you were actually brought here, just like the rest of us...

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You: Hello
Stranger: Hey
You: My name is Farnoush, will you be the man for me?
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This one is too lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, I am Farnoush.
Stranger: whats farnoush
You: Will you be the man for me?
Stranger: i can be your man if you're down for taking it in the butt
You: What mean you "taking it in the butt"?
Stranger: like stick penis in butt
You: That does not sound comfortable. Allah would forbid it!
Stranger: really
Stranger: whos allah
You: Allah is my God! He is the mightiest of mighties!
Stranger: its actually very comfortable
You: I do not think so. Is unnatural!
Stranger: what about in the mouth
You: The mouth is for eating, not for the sticking in of a man's penis.
You: Allah would forbid it!
You: Is in the Holy Qur'an.
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: but vagina is okay right
You: It is as long as we are married.
Stranger: thats no fun
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And the finale:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what up biddie
You: Hello, my name is Farnoush.
Stranger: thats gay
You: I am Iranian woman
Stranger: My name is Chauncey
Stranger: Chauncey Scallops
You: I am Farnoush al-Raziz
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are u really from Iran?
You: Yes.
Stranger: cause if so i feel bad for u
You: I moved to Canada five years ago
You: Because I could not stand Iranian regime
Stranger: yeah Iran sucks
Stranger: the middle east period does
Stranger: no offense
You: I take no offense.
You: I simply try to find myself a man.
Stranger: why?
You: Because I would like a man.
You: White man.
Stranger: i thought u all werent aloud to have sex or feelings or any of that
Stranger: im a white man!
Stranger:
You: I am a virgin!
Stranger: oh well thats good
Stranger: so i bet ur pussy is tight as hell
You: What is pussy?
Stranger: dont take offense to that
Stranger: ur vagina
You: Oh.
Stranger: ur downstairs
You: I do not think much about my vagina
Stranger: u should rub it sometime
Stranger: all jokes aside
Stranger: it'll make u feel good
You: I do not know. Shariah law is against that.
Stranger: well u only live once
Stranger: trust me u should do it
Stranger: it'll feel SOOO good
You: I do not know.
You: Allah would disapprove
Stranger: my god says its ok
Stranger: so somebody's god is wrong
Stranger: so just dont look at it that way
Stranger: just do it
Stranger: how old are u?
You: 23
Stranger: cool im 21
Stranger: so a little younger
Stranger: but not too much
You: Yes, not too much.
Stranger: do u have nice boobs?
You: I do not know. But they are too big and show through my burqa.
Stranger: whats a burqa?
You: It is the traditional suit a woman of Islam must wear to cover up their bodies.
Stranger: wow really
Stranger: u sound really pretty
You: They wanted to take me from my family because they felt I was too pretty and was a bad influence.
Stranger: wow really?
Stranger: can i see a picture of u?
You: I do not take pictures of myself.
Stranger: u have to have a picture of u
Stranger: i mean come on
You: I do not keep photos of myself.
You: It is vain.
You: And I am not fain.
You: vain
Stranger: take one right now
Stranger: and just send it to me
Stranger: and then u can delete it
You: I do not own a camera
Stranger: webchat with me
You: I don't have webcam
Stranger: take a pic with ur cellphone
You: I don't own cellphone. I use landline. It is cheaper for me.
Stranger: wow ur no fun at all
You: I just do not need extra luxuries and use only what is needed and can be paid for.
Stranger: but ur 23 and have never felt up ur vagina
Stranger: thats crazy
You: I am shy and do not yet wish to taint myself for my future husband.
Stranger: that sucks
You: It does not suck for I follow the will of Allah as was written by his prophet Muhammed (AS).
Stranger: FUCK ALLAH
Stranger: i hate muslims
Stranger: u all are so full of urself
Stranger: other ppl believe in religions too
You: That is a terrible thing to say!
Stranger: we dont have all these gay rules
Stranger: blow me
You: I do not judge other people for their religion
Stranger: Muhammed was a regular guy
Stranger: i learned about him in high school
Stranger: his wife cheated on him
Stranger: thats why all muslim women have to cover up
Stranger: and not have sex
Stranger: just cause HE couldnt keep his wife happy
You: His wife did not cheat on him. That is a lie created by people who wish to slander my religion.
Stranger: ur religion sucks dick
Stranger: ur religion was the cause of 9/11
Stranger: ur religion is the reason we have so many fucking wars
Stranger: ur religion is why ur never gonna be fucking happy u fucking idiot
You: That is a terrible thing to say. My religion did not cause the terrible tragedy of 9/11. Fanatics who do not understand the Qur'an did.
You: And I am very much happy!
You: I do not live under oppressive regime in Iran any more.
Stranger: look at ur fuckin country
You: And can talk to men openly.
Stranger: Iran
Stranger: what a fucking joke
Stranger: u couldnt talk to men there?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: cause the leaders there are insane
Stranger: cause of ur fucking religion
You: They are terrible men who do not understand the Qur'an and twist its word to justify their own selfish ends.
Stranger: yeah well maybe the Qur'an is just bullshit period
You: I have never seen a penis before.
Stranger: yeah and thats fucking awful
Stranger: u would feel so much pleasure
Stranger: but ur gonna let that slip away
Stranger: ur vagina is only so useful for so long
You: Not if I marry the right man! I wish to marry a white man with a big penis who will keep me happy at all times. I just will not marry or touch myself until then.
Stranger: what is a big penis in ur opinion
Stranger: how long
You: I do not know. I have never measured penis before.
Stranger: ive got a long one
Stranger: id love to put in between ur huge titties
You: How big is your penis?
Stranger: 8 inches
You: That seems like it would be big!
Stranger: it would be
Stranger: id love to shove it in ur tight iranian pussy too
Stranger: and show u how a real man takes care of a woman
You: That sounds promising!
Stranger: id eat ur pussy too
Stranger: get my tounge all up in ur vagina
Stranger: spread ur legs and just put my dick deep inside of u
Stranger: u'd be screaming
Stranger: and id be feeling on ur huge titties
You: That sounds like it would be wonderful time
You: But what about the teeth in my vagina?
Stranger: id just stick my tounge
Stranger: not my teeth
You: No, no, my mother told me girls have teeth in their vaginas until the day they marry.
Stranger: ur mom lied pretty much
You: Oh.
Stranger: so yeah
Stranger: thats that
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Girls have teeth there?

LOL

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You: eeyyyyyyy
Stranger: this thing mite get disconnected a bit later....so pls dont misunderstand tht i have done it...it's a problem with my network i suspect
Stranger: hi
You: okay dats straight
You: ey girl wuts good?
Stranger: from?
You: ATL
You: where u at
Stranger: i've been ther for the 96 olympics
Stranger: india
You: ah nigga fo real dats tyte yo
You: nigga u from INDIA? thats some tight shit son, I love yals hookahs and shit
Stranger: yo pimp or a whore?
You: gimme some of dat shisha and sum bellydancers and call it a day
You: nahh shawty im da boss
You: u mita heard of me, they call me rick ross
Stranger: i mean penis or vagina?
You: bitch I got a 10 foot pole thatll go in that hole
Stranger: yep american rapper
Stranger: i aint bitch......
Stranger: i'm a man
You: nahh man im sayin u mite got a dick but wen you in da prison yuo become the bitch
You: u feel me
Stranger: ok tell me ur birth name
Stranger: and i'll beleive u r rick rodd
Stranger: ross*
You: mann i was born as william roberts dawg
You: i go by ricky ross da boss
You: why u care dawg
Stranger: and when's ur b'day?
You: go buy my cd playboy
You: 1-28-76
You: u tryin 2 steal my identiy or sumthin
You: listen here playboy
You: u smoke dat kush?
Stranger: no man icant beleive this shit man
You: believe it homie
You: fa real if u wanted man i could send u an autographed cd i got a whole box full
Stranger: pls
Stranger: man
Stranger: i would luv tht
You: that shit be tite?
Stranger: gimme ur email id
You: aight ho up let me call my agent 2way
Stranger: mine is sasikuttan81@yahoo.com
You: ah true dat man houp
You: how's india dawg?
You: i aint been there yet man when i get another break ima head out dat way
Stranger: superb man ...pay a visit
You: heeeeelll yah yal got that kush man good marijuana right
Stranger: snoop dogg did a song in the bollywood lst yr
You: ah not jokin man tyte
You: damn okay man he says he see wut we can do
You: he will email u and get info or sumthin
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i cant beleive this shit man
You: y not man
You: us hustlers like to get our internet on every once in a while
Stranger: never expected a celebrity in omegle
You: hah dawg i been on here for a minute
You: aight let me get out here
Stranger: bye man....nice talkin to u!!!!
You: hit up zelaron.com man i releasing a new track man ill give u a shoutout but u gota register first and message me @ WetWired dawg, shoot me a message
You: yah daw take it easy
You: be straight playboy tell all ur friends
You: peace out
Stranger: okay man
Stranger: pls tel me wen ure visitin india
You: yah man i hook u up with vip if i recognize u homie
You: shit man i need more indian peeps on my tour wit me
Stranger: thnks man









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You: whadup nukka
Stranger: hi
Stranger: engish gusy?
You: shawty wuts good
You: yessauh i does got goods english
You: yous
You: ?
Stranger: get some fuck,boy
You: aight bitch nigga wtf this be
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Actually, someone from there gave me the link here.

Haha, I wonder which one of us it was.

I'll take credit for it.

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You: WELL HAI THAR!!!!!

Stranger: hi
You: r u teh chinese
You: infidel
Stranger: ................................................
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You: HOLY SHIT THATS AWESOME
You: +5 for you.
Stranger: but...
Stranger: the game
Stranger: u lost it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Somebody seriously got me with this, LULZ!