Hi my name is Syg, and I'm an alcoholic.

I'm a moderator for Zel, I'm in the Army, I'm deployed, I love drinking, I love liver, meow mix, meow mix please deliver.

Heres my ninja mask picture:

Lay off the crack plz

You lock it up!

My hat is on for you mister.

You look like you could be one of those armed robbers with a sawn-off shotgun. All you need are some reflective goggles...which I just typed into Google as "reflective googles". Deary me.

It's OG DeLog in da house, rasin' da roof wiv his toons!

You remind me of shredder from Ninja Turtles.

Hello SYG!

Its Syg now, not SYG. I oughta "Loser" you.

Can Xibit pimp my ride?

That ride's already so pimp on its own though ...

Silly SYG. Don't drive and smoke, it's rude!

Sir Yes Sir!

May I have another beer though?

Silly SYG. Don't drive and smoke, it's rude!

Only to the people that have a vagina with wrinkles and vaginal discharge that is yellow or green or smells bad.

Shit dude, looks like it even has a minibar in the back. Check out the pimpin ice mountain.