A man ate cabbage and beans, and went to sleep in an unventilated, small room. He released alot of methane, and was suffocated in his sleep from the toxic fumes. Medical workers who removed the body also had to be treated for methane poisoning.
What I've learned from living in this country : America is a bad word, so is Religion.
Beyond that, a dairyfarm worker was curious and lit a cow's fart on fire. It did catch fire alright, but the flame was large, and the cow panicked and a rectal contraction sucked the fire inside the cow. The cow exploded, the farmer died instantly when a bone shot through his head.
What I've learned from living in this country : America is a bad word, so is Religion.
Beyond that, a dairyfarm worker was curious and lit a cow's fart on fire. It did catch fire alright, but the flame was large, and the cow panicked and a rectal contraction sucked the fire inside the cow. The cow exploded, the farmer died instantly when a bone shot through his head.
Oh bullshit, (no joke intended) I will need confirmation on this one lol.
Farting! Chemical Warfare At Its Finest!
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