Which car should I get?

91 Eclipse GS 2.0 Turbo for $3, 500
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"91 ECLIPSE GS 2.0 TURBO 5 SPEED. ABS,A/C, TILT, CRUISE, FACTORY RADIO/CASSETTE WITH FACTORY CD PLAYER, SUNROOF. TINTED BACK WINDOWS, NEW IDLE AIR CONTROL MOTOR & REBUILT ECU WITH LIFETIME WARRANTY. NEW RADIATOR. NEW TIRES ON 16" ALLUMINUM WHEELS. WATER PUMP, TIMING BELT, BALANCE SHAFT BELT, TIMING BELT TENSIONER, BALANCE SHAFT BELT TENSIONER, HYDRAULIC TIMING BELT TENSIONER , FRONT CAM AND CRANK ALONG WITH BALANCE SHAFT SEALS REPLACED AT 158,000 MILES. CLEAN INTERIOR. VIRTUALLY STOCK TO THE BONE NO MODIFICATIONS. NO OTHER MAJOR MAINTENANCE NEEDED JUST PUT GAS AND GO. SMOG CERTIFICATE PROVIDED UPON REQUEST ASKING $3500.00. WILL CONSIDER OFFERS AFTER YOU'VE ROAD TESTED VEHICLE . TRADES ARE WELCOME AS LONG AS ITS A FOUR DOOR MITSUBISHI. FAMILY GROWING NEED A FOUR DOOR CAR."

91 Eclipse GS for $2, 888
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"1991 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE, GS, 4 cyl, at, ac, ps, pb, pw, pdl, pm, cc, tilt, am/fm cass, alloy whls, very clean, exc cond, won't last"

95 Eclipse for $3, 200
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"1995 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE RS, green, AT, air conditioning, power steering, AM/FM cassette, very clean, smogged, must sell, $3200/OBO PRIVATE SELLER"

I dont know much about cars, and the guy I know that does know a shitload is in school, plus I wanted more opinions.
I am turning 18 in 2 months and am going to college, and need a car that can get me around (which, he says Eclipses are perfect cars, not too big, not too small, fast, good handling, etc) And I have... Like... No money to get a Porsche / BMW / whatever so dont say anything stupid like that. :-|
So, let me know which you think I should get. I wont get any car entirely based on the opinions here, but instead use them to help make my decision.
I think I should get the first one, but I'm not the car expert.
(And please, only post if you know what you're talking about when it comes to Mitsubishis)

Get a volvo. They are teh pwnt.

Get the one that increases your dick size and muscle girth.

Get a Ferrari F50 it's only $550,000 not to high.

Get a Ferrari F50 it's only $550,000 not to high.

God, I knew one idiot would come up with a comment like this, which was why I took counter-precautionaries, although I guess it doesnt get through to some people.

And I have... Like... No money to get a Porsche / BMW / whatever so dont say anything stupid like that. :-| (And please, only post if you know what you're talking about when it comes to Mitsubishis)

You could get a nice Mustang for around $7000 , with cd player, air conditioner, removeable roof, etc . thats what im gonna get

I hate Mustangs. The only one I would get is a GT500 / Salene. (GT500 was Elenor on Gone in Sixty Seconds)
Plus, my friend says they blow donkey balls. You're probably better off going with a Honda or Mitsubishi.
I was thinking of going with a Honda Civic Si Hatchback (either 91, 94, 95) a while ago, you can find them pretty damn cheap too. Or a supercharged Pontiac Grand Prix.
PS - 7k is about 2k out of my budget range. You're getting a better car for cheaper with an Eclipse my friend says.

I say the newer the car, the better. Of course, mileage is a huge factor.

Yes although if judging mileage as a major factor you gotta remember that some imports can go 3 times as many miles as american cars (ie Ford Mustangs).
And the newer the car the better isnt always true. They may have more features, maybe even look cooler but that doesnt mean it's better than a 90's car.

Look on ebay, I've seen some great deals on there.

1976 Ford Pinto staion wagon, great mileage and plenty of room to get laid in back

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Pintos could be fast with some tuning... But fuck no.

get the 1st one on ur list

who the fuck cares about how fast a car goes, unless u wanna race and be a dumbass. 3 of my friends have died from racing, and countless others are in jail/injured/paralyzed from doing shit like racing..

anyway, id go with an eclipse, tight ass cars, my sister got a shitty civic i think, like 1994, red, but its been workin for about 5 years, with only about 1 trip to the mechanic.

You're probably better off going with a Honda or Mitsubishi.

Your fucking kidding me right?

Oh and was your friends street racing or on legal drags? I got a '69 AMX that I race at the drags.

I would take a Honda or Mitsubishi any day over a Ford Mustang (Unless, again, it was a GT500)
And he street races. I dont know if he does "legal drags" or not but I can ask him next time I see him.

get a supra

LordZpider, a Toyota Supra is out of my budget range. If you would of bothered to read my post, I said the max I could go is about 5k, but preferably under that.
But yes, they are friggin awesome ass cars.

get a toyota tureno gt apex they look nice with a body kit on. And I would choose an old stang over a jap car hmm well actuly im not a hater or anything but i dont really have any prefrence jus not a civic or eclipse. too common. Ill probly get a jetta. White with blue tribal flames on it. My big bros friend does airbrushing =)

Trueno... That's what the guy from Initial-D (anime series) had. It's also called a Hachi-Roku isnt it? I will check into that. It rocked on the series. =P
I was / still am kinda looking into Jettas. Probably 94-ish.