Diablo 3 item generator

Yep, it leaked, and can be found on this url.
http://www.rustedgate.com/d3genv1-2/

Atleast we know what kind of items we can expect in D3 now

Here's a good example:

Dramatic Brillo Pad of the Walrus
-1 - 4 Damage
Hit causes monsters to have excruciating long death scene
Player's attacks are over-emphisized
Causes monster to look at you oddly

OH MY TOE......

The Mighty Red One's Buttplug
-68 - 0 Damage
+3 to all red skills
Player must see a doctor immediately
Chirp Chirp
CANNOT BE USED UNTIL REPARIED



now this 1 is decent:

Dread Killer Face
90 - 120 Damage
+10000% to damage
Ignore traget's defense
+9000 to attack rating
Item entertains its user with song and dance
Summons gothlings
Gothlings follow you around until killed

Godly Can Opener of Dew

2 - 34 Damage
Hit causes monsters to go to church
CANNOT BE USED BY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE
all potions becomes Mountain Dew

Sugar Sean's Toe

0 Damage
+2 to all red skills
-3 to douche
ITEM DOES NOT EXIST

Hacked Tea Bag of the Labrodor

16 - 32 Damage
12 sockets
CD Key becomes invalid
+80% to barking

Rake Rattle Rake

50 - 70 damage
+40% leaf resists
+400 to strength
+1 raise skeleton (Necromancer Only)
+1 Summon Iron Gardner

Vanishing Shrubbery of Spamming

2 - 34 Damage
Hit blinds target
GIVE ITEM!
GIVE ITEM!
GIVE ITEM!

Happily Naked Slime of Cow Runs

16 - 32 Damage
Hit causes monsters to cat call
60% chance monsters will laugh
GET LEG NOW!
GET LEG NOW!
GET LEG NOW!
MAKE PORTAL!
MAKE PORTAL!
MAKE PORTAL!

GFraizer's Dildo

110 - 230 Damage
+1 to all moderating skills
+30% to ego
Ignore target's complaints

1.08 Persian Rug

-1 - 4 Damage
50% chance item will be insanely overpowered
50% chance item will be insanely crappy

Elegant Finger Nail of Treason

12 - 13 Damage
-5 maximum damage
-30 to all skills
Post made on forums describing your mastrubation habits
Newsletter sent to friends with photo of you hugging a teddy bear

Blue Vomit

Elbow
4 - 8 Damage
+2 to all reading skills
Tattoo (40/40 charges)
+4 to damage

Whore of Leaping Laughter

45 - 89 Damage
Enables flying
unable to attack
Really happy

Only Ring of the Anarchists
1 - 2 Damage
Not unique
Cannot be used
Museum officials come and take your item away
2% to have government hunt you down

Traveling Pipe of Dupe Scans

-120 - 4 Damage
50% chance item won't be in stash when player logs back in

Da Laz's Chinese Mustard

1 - 3 Damage
+1 to all web skills
+1 to ejactulation
Hit causes monsters to die

Spam Broom Tube

-1 - 4 Damage
+10000% to damage
Ignore traget's defense
+9000 to attack rating
Hit causes monster to laugh hysterically
All damage is reflected back to you

GFraizer's Ice Tray of Sean's Pants

45 - 84 Damage
+1 to all moderating skills
+30% to ego
Ignore target's complaints
Ethereal
Indestructable

LoL fun generator on the site :]

Damn, and i thought this was a real item generator.

Bum of Sexual Frustration
45 - 89 Damage
+3 to strength
-50% to stamina
prone to hit on Charsi

heh heres a good one

Mighty Chicken of Porn
0 - 900 Damage
+3 to strength
30% chance pop up window will appear

Lol this is frigged up they should make d3 a sexually oriented game like boner spear and rape attack for barb and magical tit inflation for zons and for assasins umm but plug attack and umm hmm sorcs umm rape me button :P

ROFL....had ur thinkin cap on eh?

lol they should make a ugly stick where when you hit someone with it they turn ugly

Hmm necro doesnt need the ugly beetingss they should have ugly maiden and uglyfy and plastic boob armour aka silicone pamela anderson armour

Hehe a real generator :]