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Posted 2006-12-03, 06:54 PM
http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadge...nds-217933.php

Yeah.
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Posted 2006-12-03, 08:00 PM in reply to KagomJack's post "Spray-on condoms"
Wtf....

They havent been individually electro tested like trojans!
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Posted 2006-12-03, 08:01 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Wtf.... They havent been..."
Nope.
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Posted 2006-12-04, 01:00 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Nope."
I can see some fool spraying it onto his face and trying to shave with it...

Or the spray going wrong and, well, it just doesn't bare thinking about.

Is it "bare" or "bear". I can never remember that one. It's like "practice" and "practise".
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Posted 2006-12-04, 05:43 AM in reply to Lenny's post starting "I can see some fool spraying it onto..."
In that case it was would be bear.
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Posted 2006-12-04, 07:49 AM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "In that case it was would be bear."
i can't bear this thread anymore
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Posted 2006-12-04, 10:58 AM in reply to KagomJack's post "Spray-on condoms"
Utterly stupid.
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Posted 2006-12-04, 05:56 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Utterly stupid."
Mantralord's human-sized condom fantasies suddenly became a lot more interesting.
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Posted 2006-12-05, 01:28 PM in reply to KagomJack's post "Spray-on condoms"
Wo wo wo.
1. How are you going to make the convient tip for semen?
2. Does it just peel off?
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Posted 2006-12-05, 01:31 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Wo wo wo. 1. How are you going to..."
I've no clue. I'll keep you all further educated.
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Posted 2006-12-05, 01:36 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Wo wo wo. 1. How are you going to..."
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1. How are you going to make the convient tip for semen?
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I had the same question, I don't really see how it would work without the tip.
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Posted 2006-12-05, 01:43 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "[QUOTE=Kaneda] 1. How are you going to..."
Ya, I'm thinking backup problems.
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Posted 2006-12-05, 09:24 PM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Ya, I'm thinking backup problems."
Can't blow your load out so your dick explodes?
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Posted 2006-12-06, 10:35 AM in reply to KagomJack's post "Spray-on condoms"
The article calls them a "time saver." Personally, it doesn't take me 5 minutes to put a condom on. I think I'll just stick with traditional condoms, thank you very much.
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Posted 2006-12-06, 11:11 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "The article calls them a "time saver."..."
Exactly. Only someone who doesn't want to open the little package would buy this.
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Posted 2006-12-06, 01:22 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Exactly. Only someone who doesn't want..."
Or maybe someone with a fetish for spraying themselves?

What happens if you spray it unevenly, though? T'would be a bit weird...
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Posted 2006-12-08, 12:50 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Or maybe someone with a fetish for..."
Yeah, I dunno if that'd go over real well.
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Posted 2006-12-08, 02:11 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Yeah, I dunno if that'd go over real..."
Plus, in terms of convience, wouldn't it be slightly more awkward to carry an aerosol can around with you, as opposed to a condom in your wallet?


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2006-12-08, 02:18 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Plus, in terms of convience, wouldn't..."
Yeah. This idea sucks.
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Posted 2006-12-08, 02:46 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Yeah. This idea sucks."
Hey baby, wanna come spray my cock?

We can play fireman... you spray me, I'll spray you... in the face...

A favor for a favor cuz dick is what I gave her!
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