Urinating on the can: guys only

I've had a discussion with a friend about this, and we want the public to settle it.

I thought it was involuntary.

Pee first -> flush -> dump

Make sure to vote on the poll, you cretins!

I multi-task on the toilet, goddammit.

A better question is, do you sit or stand to wipe?

Actually, we did that one already.

http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44914

Seemed familiar...

Actually, we did that one already. http://zelaron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44914

Why are you the creator of that thread, too?

...talking to the same guy...

Homo .

Is this the main subject of your conversations with this individual?

I don't see how you would not pee while taking a dump... unless you do like Spector and waste an egregious amount of water. The two actions are controlled by the same muscle (lazy ass/efficient evolution).

On a tangential note, given I can only imagine Spector's method being used to avoid pee-splash, have you guys ever considered the physics problem behind optimal splash avoidance? Obviously this is hypothetical, but pooping from a greater height maximizes distance but also splashback, while pooping at close water-range has the opposite effect. I suppose what you'd want to do is write (or google) an equation that solves for the volume of water splashed onto the ass as a function of height and then differentiate it for minimization. Of course, this neglects other variables such as density and shape of the poop, but I guess you could consider a generalized model only.

I don't read on the toilet.

Is this the main subject of your conversations with this individual?

No. But he's taught me so much!

Obviously.

It only seems natural to piss while taking a dump on the toilet. On someone's house is a different story....Could possibly get your shoes and slacks wet.

I don't see how you would not pee while taking a dump... unless you do like Spector and waste an egregious amount of water. The two actions are controlled by the same muscle (lazy ass/efficient evolution). On a tangential note, given I can only imagine Spector's method being used to avoid pee-splash, have you guys ever considered the physics problem behind optimal splash avoidance? Obviously this is hypothetical, but pooping from a greater height maximizes distance but also splashback, while pooping at close water-range has the opposite effect. I suppose what you'd want to do is write (or google) an equation that solves for the volume of water splashed onto the ass as a function of height and then differentiate it for minimization. Of course, this neglects other variables such as density and shape of the poop, but I guess you could consider a generalized model only. I don't read on the toilet.

Or instead of going through all that trouble, simply place toilet paper in the toilet prior to pooping. /problemfixed