Ill tell you I am happy for this thread beacuse I love to exchange storys.
This is a good one, I call it "THE GREAT ESCAPE"
The time was around homecoming, I wanted to party so I went to party where I usually do in a nearby town. This was foolish! What I didnt know is that the city I was in had two major highschools East and West. I was 3 blocks away from the West highschool and it happend to be their homecoming weekend, I was oblivious to this.
I roll up to the house, greeted with hugs, it was the first time in my life I actully brought a girl to a party at this house, we called it the hubble house. The girl was amazingly hot, I couldnt keep my eyes off her in the car or at the party I had met her at 3 nights prior. It was a kegger, and I got me and her some free cups, after I promised not to tell anybody that we got em for free. I had 3 cups of beer more quickly than I could of ever realized people were singing and we had many musicans in the house everbody got together and started to sing "by the rivers of babalon".
Then one of my other friends came up behind me and told me she had a suprise for me, I went up to her room and she pulled up a bottle of Jagermiester, I was overjoyed and took 2 shots and headed back downstairs. In about one cup of beer I asked if my ladyfriend could have a shot of Jag, she said ok and we went back upstairs, I took two more shots and my friend took 2 as well. I usually have more common sence about drinking then this time but I still thought I hadnt had all that much to drink, we went back downstairs.
Then jhonny came up behind me and said he also had a suprise for me, my first ever beer bong, I was so ready. I got ready, I took it. Now the man who gave me a ride here came behind me, and told me "we got the herb". My eyes grew wide, I pulled him into the laundry room to inspect the pot, I was satisfied, it wasnt anything spectacular, just what I would expect to see called danks around here. He didnt have anyplace to put it so I put the 14 or 15 gram sack in my cargo pocket. All three of us went on a walk to smoke, we got to the railroad tracks, I was starting to reaize that not only could I not walk straight but that I couldnt walk. Shit My friend was packing the bowl and the lovely lady beside me grabs me and I go in for the kiss, we fall on the ground.
We were on the railroad tracks looking up at the stars we smoked 2 bowls and were all very high, my friend went back leaving me and the lady alone. We stayed that way for a good 40 munites
. We started to walk back and I was trying to count the drinks I had had, I got an outrageous number when I did it then, but It was like 8 or 9 drinks, I still dont know. We were walking back, we both fell over simultaniously and started to makeout again. This was the side of the street, the first car that drives by shines that ever dreaded light in our eyes and she rools off and says "shit, cops".
I then realized that I WAS FUCKED. They started asking alot of questions, like why we were here. So I said "My name is Arkantis, I am 16 years old, my parents know I am here, there number is 555-555-555" I leaned on the girl for support cuz I could hardly stand, the 14 grams in my pocket were making me worry. Thats alot of possession. In about 3 munites there were 2 more cop cars and 6 cops standing around us, I felt outnumbered, luckily my parents knew I was were I was sorta, and one of the cop cars left.
The officer who was odviously metapauseal then blurted out " Do you know where you are"
"no"
"then why are you here"
"on a walk"
"Did you know there was a party right there'
"umm, no mam" ~snuggle with the girl for a convincing effect~
"are you aware that this is homecoming week"
"no Im from another town"
"Look there are alot of drunk people around and they wont (tells me all the evils of drinking and that any drunk wont care but to throw a bottle out the window at me)"
I continued to act dumb and nieve and told her that we were walking the other way. Eventully she left, I have never been so close to pissing, shitting ,and cumming all at once we walked the other way for a while and then went through back yards back to the party, we warned the people at the party that the cops told us they were watching the house, suprisngly it didnt get busted, I went home. The moral of the story is, play it cool, get fucked up, act dumb.