DOS Command thread

Profile · Posted 2003-12-22, 11:17 PM

C:\>Yep this thread is all DOS commands.
Bad command or file name.

C:\>echo So how's it going Adrenachrome?
So how's it going Adrenachrome?

C:\>wait_for_adren.bat
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Mantralord · Posted 2003-12-22, 11:19 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "DOS Command thread"

C:\>I got the DvD.
Bad command or file name.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-12-22, 11:20 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "DOS Command thread"

C:\>echo Ooh Which DVD? >somefile.txt

C:\>type somefile.txt
Ooh Which DVD?

C:\>del somefile.txt

C:\>

Mantralord · Posted 2003-12-22, 11:20 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "DOS Command thread"

C:\>What the hell are you talking about
Bad command or file name.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-12-22, 11:21 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "DOS Command thread"

C:\>cd The first and second season of Coupling, duh.
No such file or directory.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-12-22, 11:23 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "DOS Command thread"

C:\>cd\windows

C:\WINDOWS>Duh I already explained myself, this is a DOS command thread!
Bad command or file name.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-12-22, 11:24 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "DOS Command thread"

C:\>Windows
Bad command or filename.

C:\>Exit
Bad command or filename.

C:\>Fuck you!
Bad command or filename.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-12-22, 11:25 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "DOS Command thread"

C:\> cd EatShit
C:\>EatShit\ Don't get smart.
Bad command or file name.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-12-22, 11:27 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "DOS Command thread"

C:\>dir

Code:

12/22/03   12:00 AM      <DIR>                          .
12/22/03   12:00 AM      <DIR>                          ..
12/22/03   12:00 AM      <DIR>                          you
12/22/03   12:00 AM      <DIR>                          are
12/22/03   12:00 AM      <DIR>                          funny
                         0 file(s)                     0 bytes 
                         5 dir(s)          5,414,813,120 bytes free

Mantralord · Posted 2003-12-22, 11:27 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "DOS Command thread"

C:\> cd mantralord
C:\>mantralord\ dirs

\gayshit\
\gayporn\
\dogporn\

C:\>mantralord

Mantralord · Posted 2003-12-22, 11:29 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "DOS Command thread"

C:\> lmao
Bad command or file name.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-12-22, 11:29 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "DOS Command thread"

C:\>You nubs obviously don't know any DOS.
Bad command or file name.

C:\>telnet RoboticSilence.shittyIsp.com
Connecting...

Welcome to Microsoft Telnet Server.
Username: shitbag
Password: *******

C:\>cd windows

C:\WINDOWS>del *.*
ARE YOU SURE (Y/N): Y

C:\WINDOWS>_

Mantralord · Posted 2003-12-22, 11:30 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "DOS Command thread"

C:\>mkdir OMG
C:\OMG> mkdir WTF
C:\OMG\WTF\ LOL.exe
Bad command or filename.

Mantralord · Posted 2003-12-22, 11:33 PM in reply to Mantralord's post "DOS Command thread"

c:\omg\wtf>del lol.exe

c:\omg\wtf>cd..

c:\omg>rd wtf

c:\omg>cd..

c:\>rd omg

Mantralord · Posted 2003-12-23, 12:00 AM in reply to Mantralord's post "DOS Command thread"

C:\>psexec //*mantralords ip* -u fudge -p packer

Mantralord · Posted 2003-12-23, 12:15 AM in reply to Mantralord's post "DOS Command thread"

C:\>dfd_killbot.bat
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Mantralord · Posted 2003-12-23, 02:52 AM in reply to Mantralord's post "DOS Command thread"

Code:

Microsoft(R) Windows DOS
(C)Copyright Microsoft Corp 1990-2001.

C:\DOCUME~1\OWNER>cd C:\

C:\>mantralord /?
Applys homosexuality to the file(s) or dir(s).
MANTRALORD [drive:][path]filename
MANTRALORD [drive:][directory]

Mantralord · Posted 2003-12-23, 03:03 AM in reply to Mantralord's post "DOS Command thread"

C:\>RoboticSilence /?
Sticks dick in blender.
ROBOTICSILENCE [brand:][blender]

C:\>roboticsilence Kenmore:KEB100
Mincing RoboticSilence's dick....100%
Complete.

C:\>_

Mantralord · Posted 2003-12-23, 03:21 AM in reply to Mantralord's post "DOS Command thread"

Ow my dick... you bastard.

Mantralord · 03:43 AM

C:\>shutdown -c "all viruses" -t "1" -s
Disabling all viruses on your system...

C:\>echo You guys should try this command, it really works... screw norton antivirus that shit is too expensive.
You guys should try this command, it really works... screw norton antivirus that shit is too expensive.

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