My...post count

And KJ still has no post count a week after I mentioned how to get it back. Guess it wasn't that important to him after all

Stop being logical. This is Zelaron we're talking about.

"He never found his post count" versus "He never bothered to find his post count".

I repeat: this is Zelaron we're talking about.

I repeat: this is Zelaron we're talking about.

I was in improv. class today, had nothing to work with an immediately thought: [Pretend you're on Zelaron]

"Dude, Kenny, this is weird, but... I NEED a picture of your dick!"
The class went smoothly from then on out.

And I'm sure everyone pelted you with rotten tomatoes.

He sent me a picture of his dick, to which I sent to a man, to get a million dollar, who needed to spend a million dollars, to become president, so that a man could be freed from jail, to give a man a kit-kat bar he got for free.

i want a million dollar

So...they didn't pelt you with tomatoes but they did cast you out of the class and banished you. Got it.

I want a dillion mollar.

You don't deserve it.

How don't I deserve it!? What makes a man "worthy" of money???
What if I spend all that money get you a picture of Asamin's dick??

Then you'd be worthy of the money. But unless it's that you can't be.

Then I guess you'd better mail me a check~

You mistake me for someone with money.

Oh. Right. Theatre.
There's a reason we're both poor.

I have a full-time job. I just have bills. Like a functioning member of American society.

>American
lolfag

I swear to Shiva you could mess up a wet dream.

I swear to Brahman, I have done just that, many times.