Omegle - Chat with strangers! - Social Entropy++

http://www.omegle.com

The site pairs you randomly and anonymously with strangers to chat with. It can be very interesting to see what kind of person you run into. Just steer clear of the /b/tards, for they are in abundance!

(Thanks to Grav for linking me!)


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yragle the pirate has 100 white pearls and 100 black pearls. The white pearls are worthless, the black pearls are priceless. He will let you distribute the pearls between two sacks, labeled "Heads" and "Tails." After you distribute the pearls, you flip a fair coin and choose a pearl at random from the corresponding sack. How should you distribute the pearls between the two sacks to maximize your odds of getting a black pearl?
Stranger: i'm polish
You: k
Stranger: we don't have pearls here
You: What a shame.
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Some random one (that isn't mine):

You: How often do you masturbate?
Stranger: i am right now
Stranger: how often do you finger your vag
You: That's wonderful, but it doesn't really answer the question.
You: At least 3 times a day.
Stranger: how many fingers
You: As many as she will allow.
Stranger: often enough to where im shooting blanks by noon
Stranger: do you have a name for your vagina
You: Karen.
Stranger: is karen hairless
You: She's usually pretty clean and trimmed.
You: Not fully hairless, though.
Stranger: pics?
You: She's not here right now, and I don't have any saved.
Stranger: how is your vagina not here are you chopped into two?
You: It feels like that sometimes.
You: I get really lonely when she's not around.
Stranger: are you a guy
You: Well, yeah.
Stranger: FAGGOT
Stranger: ASKING DUDES ABOUT MASTURBATING
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF COCK SUCKING FAG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

funny shit

Hahahah instant classic.

LOL now thats a classic

Christ, that's hilarious.

I have an addiction to this website. I use the AIM bot: OmegleBot.

So...the other night I talked with this chick from the Netherlands for about an hour, was pretty cool.

Just now I got this...

Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Canada, you?
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:/ ouch

And then...

You: Hi
Stranger: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

The fuck....

Stranger: HI
You: how goes it?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: and you?
Stranger: from?
You: USA
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Lol. That shit is ridiculous.

You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: I am a little manchild in the peninsula of Man
You: who art thou?
Stranger: lewl
Stranger: I am but a walker, walking on the moon
You: Oh. They faked walking on the moon, good sir.
Stranger: oh no but this is real my dear
Stranger: so very real
You: As real as a giant iron penis from the depths of the Punjab?
Stranger: They may have fooled the world in times that passed, but I hold secrets they do not.
You: What other secrets hold you, moonman?
Stranger: Secrets are such that they shall not be told, for they are secrets, young one.
You: I am not young. I may be a manchild in the peninsula of Man, but I am of age.
Stranger: I apologise wise sir.
You: I am not wise nor am I intelligent.
You: I simply am.
Stranger: Interesting statement to say sir.
You: Aye, forsooth!
Stranger: We really are all, simply, are.
You: But many choose to ignore such truths in pursuit of the fancy that they are something much more in a grand, cosmic scale. They are merely ants in a giant hill.
Stranger: What might you be up to this fine day/night/time of day you're in?
You: I am browsing this intertubing thing on a modern machina! Then I plan to take my friend to yonder apothecary before I get to my apprentice shop.
You: And you good sir/madam?
You: For I have realized I know not whether you have an innie or an outie.
Stranger: I am delaying the time when I shall fall into a deep deep sleep, where I will enter a world that I can not yet possibly imagine.
You: Drugs are bad, m'kay.

Another:

You: Have you ever pondered about God?
Stranger: nope
You: You do know the end of the world is close at hand?
You: Gay marriage, abortion, negroes as head of state in a white, Christian country.
Stranger: no its not
You: Abhorrent.
Stranger: the end is not close
Stranger: theres not god
Stranger: *no
You: Blasphemy! God is everywhere! He's in you, he's in me, he's in everyone.
You: And we have our white lord Jesus to thank for our possibility for salvation!
You: If you repent now, you will find Salvation before the rapture comes!
You have disconnected.

Touchy subject...

Stranger: hi
You: When is the end of the world?
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Stranger: Hi
You: When is the end of the world?
Stranger: tomorrow
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Stranger: hey
You: When is the end of the world?
Stranger: 2078
You: !
You: How do you know
Stranger: I was told
You: By whom?!
Stranger: can't say
You: That's fair enough
You: What happens in 2012 then?
Stranger: a party
You: Oh sweet
You: where?
Stranger: all over the world
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Have you ever seen a donkey show?
Stranger: no
You: Want to? Only $50 American.
You: Biiiiig and hung burro and a nice Mexican girl with big boobs.
Stranger: i'm in australia not US
You: Oh. We fly out for $2500 AUS. Then $60 AUS for the show.
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Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/houston, tx
You: u
Stranger: 20,m,brazil
You: u str8
Stranger: what do you like to do?
You: idk
You: lay in the sun
You: shop
Stranger: are you virgen?
You: lol y
Stranger: why?
You: yeh, y?
Stranger: why are u virgen?
You: i didnt say i was
Stranger: do you dont like se?
You: i do
You: just not when its with my dad
Stranger: do you like to sex?
You: yes
Stranger: cool
You: like i said tho, just not when its my dad
You: hes rough
You: and calls me names
Stranger: what makes you successful?
You: idk
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hello~
Stranger: How are you
You: Verry well.
You: How is thyself
You: well
Stranger: Because my main language isn't English, so I'm not quite sure,
You: thy art talkative this day
You: o
You: lol
You: I'll talk normal then
Stranger: very well...
You: What is your main language?
Stranger: then I can know your meaning better.
You: Wow
Stranger: I'm chinese.
You: It really isn't your main laguage
Stranger: ha ha
You: then I can know your meaning better. = Then I can understand you better
Stranger: But I really really like English.
You: Wow
You: I hate it
You: Example: Phonetic
Stranger: I enjoy chat with foreigners
You: it means a word that is spelled as it sounds
You: the word phonetic
You: is not phonetic
You: it should be spelled
You: fonetic
You: Are you a dog
Stranger: I know your meaning , ha ha
Stranger: ???
You: Sorry
You: got a bit random there
You: Woot there it is!!
You: So
You: what is your main laguage?
You: language
Stranger: Chinese
You: Wow
Stranger: Cantonese
You: c_______ese
Stranger: and...you?
You: English
You: I have to go play outside
You: damn it all
Stranger: where r u from?
You: America
You: Where you guys ship all your factory products
Stranger: But here is the night, ha
Stranger: Chinese products are quite well, don't you think?
You: But here is the night, ha = But it is night here, LOLZ!!!
You: They are cheap
You: and generaly break
Stranger: And I'm a BBOY, USA's BBOY are very good.
You: but most of them do
You: ummm
Stranger: products have different levels, ok?
You: I can't even understand that one
You: BBOY?
You: is that boy?
Stranger: B-BOY
Stranger: the guy who have breaking dance
You: o
You: yea
You: I love watching those guys
You: they are amazing
Stranger: yah..
Stranger: so powerful
Stranger: Ronnie is my idol
You: I have never seen them do that head spinny thing that everyone knows
Stranger: may I ask you are u a student?
You: Yes
You: I am in 10th grade
You: You?
Stranger: that's a university's grade?
You: there aren't any
Stranger: I'm an undergraduate.
You: There is school which is 1-12
You: then collage for 4 years
Stranger: I see.
You: and then other stuff
You: but nice
Stranger: Our place too.
You: What is your major?
Stranger: Software engineering.
You: Sweet
You: I am currently having a lot of fun with programing
You: VB.net
You: worst language ever
Stranger: That would be a nice job, but it's not quite easy.
You: I am taking a JAVA course over the summer
You: But I have to go
You: my mom is making me go out to play outside
Stranger: I make programs used VB few few years ago.
You: It is 18 degrees here
You: celcuius
You: celcius
Stranger: 18 DEGREES?
You: had to go to a converter for that
You: 18.333
You: lol
You: I love the spring
Stranger: 'cool' ha...
You: but yea
You: I have to leave
Stranger: ok
You: so nice talking to you
You: bye
Stranger: very nice talking to you too

First normal conversation I have ever had there.

I had an actual interesting conversation that was NOT in my language.

You: Hey, what's up?
Stranger: nihao
You: nin hao ma?
Stranger: wohao
Stranger: 哈哈
Stranger: 你多大了
You: wo shi hao hao
You: pinyin for me
Stranger: ？
You: wo shi meiguoren
Stranger: zhen de ma?
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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: whr from?

You: Canada..

Stranger: from korea

You: Do you like Diablo

Stranger: nope

You: What.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: 15f/michigan
You: u??
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LOL

1 - Misery.

Stranger: hi
You: Hello; consider the state of the World.
Stranger: asl?
You: Now, what can you bring to reality?
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2 - Misery.

Stranger: hi
You: Hello, are you particularly interested in making the world a better place?
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3 - Misery.

Stranger: hi asL?
You: Grant immediate trust.
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4 - Hope.

You: If you go out and give someone a little of your time, you are helping them. Do you relate?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ?
You: From personal experience, getting out and helping someone else can be seen as building communities.
Stranger: yes
You: There does not seem to be much concern for communities outside of private interests...
Stranger: ...
You: The unemployment rate may be up, but if one person devoted a little time to reach out to another human being, certainly, the world would be a better place...
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: I do.
Stranger:
You: How can one build bridges and connect with others? Communicating your needs usually helps because anticipating needs is limited in observable phenomena.
You: What are some of your concerns?
Stranger: Our civilization collapsing. From a result of our economy, even that could be a long way ahead.
Stranger: America collapsing. Where nearly everybody is unemployed, and the crime rate goes up.
Stranger: America would be an unsafe place for us and our future.
You: It seems to be treasonous to consider changing the economy.
You: But what can one do besides smile and shake the hands of their neighbors?
You: Striving to be better people is too much to ask..
Stranger: It is?
Stranger: Well yes. For most people, you are right.
You: For some..
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: So may I ask... what is this conversation all about?
You: It is only an attempt to see the upside with someone..
Stranger: Do you want me as an individual to contribute to my area and become.......
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: I accept that
Stranger: How can I help?
You: Someone you may know that has some need they may not be able to accomplish on their own can use the help of other members in their community.
Stranger:
You: Re-building a fence, installing tiles, painting a house
Stranger: Oh, okay.
You: There are such organizations that charge money for these jobs, but where money isn't an intermediary, helping only makes a community stronger!
You: It's a great feeling to make new friends. Thank you for speculating these issues...
Stranger: No problem
Stranger: And I apologize from lack of knowledge...I'm only 14.
You: Thales of the pre-socratic era lacked knowledge, but he tried to think things out for himself. Though, it may not be the correct answer, sure enough Anaximander came around and philosophized what Thales could not.
Stranger:
You: (Albeit, the stars are not rings of fire with gas bursting out of the rims.)
Stranger: Haha
You: Perhaps it's time to eat! Goodbye, traveller...
Stranger: Goodbye
Stranger: This actually, made my day
Stranger: Thanks.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
You: 爷
Stranger: haha
You: I surmise that was not too sensible
You: oh well
Stranger: not chinese?
You: no
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: So what inanimate object do you experience the most sexual attraction toward?
Stranger: from/
You: Sweden
Stranger: HAhahah
Stranger: oh my god
You: it's a serious question!
Stranger: okay!!!
Stranger: object... oh i don't know
Stranger: HAhaha really..
You: oh well

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: where do you live?
You: Sweden. You?
Stranger: here is shanghai
You: ah, the place with a constant air humidity of 100%!
You: I RECALL THAT VERY WELL!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You are humanity's last hope. GO!
Stranger: hi
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Actually, someone from there gave me the link here.


These two were my favorite, so far.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
Stranger: =)
You: My third testicle is turning green.
Stranger: ohh baby
You: It's kind of pretty
Stranger: thats hot
You: Oh, yeah
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: mhmmm
Stranger: where you from?
You: Canada
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 8====D
You: whoa
You: is it a giraffe?
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There was a decent one about Presidents and their ninja like reflexes, but it wasn't kept.

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