The Bad Advice Game, Volume 2

Was digging through some old threads and saw this from several years ago, decided to bring it back:

The rules are easy. You present a problem, real or not, and the next poster gives bad advice on that problem. That poster presents a problem as well, and it goes on and on.

Problem: I am running out of space on my hard drive

Problem: I am running out of space on my hard drive

Start putting your excess files on a RAM drive.

Problem: My computer fans are uncomfortably loud.

Problem: My computer fans are uncomfortably loud.

Put toothpicks in them to stop the blades from turning.


Problem: I need to give my car an oil change

Problem: I need to give my car an oil change

Just replace the oil with water, it will save you money and be much cleaner.

Problem: My pizza is too hot.

Just sit on the pizza for a few moments to cool it. Make sure you don't wear pants or underwear.

Problem: I've begun to doubt my existence as well as the existence of those around me. What do?

Problem: I've begun to doubt my existence as well as the existence of those around me. What do?

Only things that are real can be shot. If your bullets pass through them without damage, they are imaginary.


Problem: My neighbor mows his lawn way too early in the morning