Diablo 3 item generator

Check the first post...

Phat Lava Lamp of Sean's Pants
50 - 100 Damage
Grants 1337 53rv3r 4cc355
Ethereal
Indestructable

GFraizer's Dildo 110 - 230 Damage +1 to all moderating skills +30% to ego Ignore target's complaints

ROFLMAO

Pubic Hair of Leaping Laughter
4 - 5 Damage
Enables flying
unable to attack
Really happy

Abused Tulip of Ohio
0 - 4 Damage
Hit causes monsters to seek counseling
+4 to all skills for not living in the south

Horadric Chainsaw of Meph Runs
86 - 123 Damage
Allows player to kill Deckard Cain
8000% chance to find magic items
5000% enhanced damaged to demons
Player becomes reclusive

ok... I rephase my sentence. How old is this thread?

This thread is from February of 2002...and alot of the posters on the first 2 or so pages aren't here anymore.

Cruel Blade Of Extacy
Hit causes monsters to pee
+1 To inheatment skill
-10 Targets Clothes
Ignore Targets Shouts
400% ED Pleasure
24% Resists Arrest
+1 Get out of jail free card
-6 Probation Violation
+12 Life in prison

Pipe Wrench of the Ghetto
42 - 42 Damage
Yo.. you be smackin dem bitches up like it ain't no thang!

Grotesque Bubble of Feces
8 - 16 Damage
Hit causes monsters to vomit
Poop

Grotesque Bubble of Feces
8 - 16 Damage
Hit causes monsters to vomit
Poop

Ghastly Modem of Suffocation
87 - 120 Damage
Hit causes monsters to scream
Light radius steadily decreases
-100% life

Angry Shrubbery
42 - 42 Damage
Hit causes monster to bitch slap you
Party members will now "step to you"

haha love these

Bloated Net of Wisconsin
89 - 96 Damage
Hit causes target to quit taking water pills
-30 vs female targets (PMS)
+3 to cheese making skills
Ladle of the Pimp
89 - 96 Damage
+3 to Pimping skills
Summons ho's
+900% to find gold

these are entertaining!!