Billy Mays dead at 50.

Yep. Look at that, guys, I ended my thread title with a period. I'm a very proper and intelligent forum poster. Oh, and all these sentences? They're grammatically correct; thanks for noticing. I just took a personality test. You guessed it, I'm an INTP. I love sushi and Family Guy. Now if you'll excuse me, I must finish editing my Wikipedia article on quantum physics. I don't exactly understand it all, but since I can use LaTeX and WolframAlpha, I think I'm qualified to have a say in it.

Cheers
-Mantralord

They use a comma after the complimentary closing.

Oops, sorry, I was too busy to notice. This gaming rig ain't gonna overclock itself ya know! Oh, and guess what, I just self-diagnosed myself with Asperger's Syndrome. People just don't understand me because I'm too smart for them. Vista is such a piece of shit operating system. I'm currently downloading Ubuntu. I won't be able to play games or hear sound or connect to wifi but it will still be better than Vista. My headphones cost $280 but it was worth it. I'm late for my shift at Starbucks. Hopefully my anime torrents will be finished when I get back.

I love you mantra

God this thread is win.

This is Chruser, right?

hello

CAN WE GET THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE ALREADY? Chip chop chip.

This is Chruser, right?

No, this is Patrick.

Star?

lulz

Lulz. I like the last one.

Dude looks like a cracked out version of Ryan Seacrest.

Agreed.

I think they should have changed the "ShamWow!" on his shirt to something else too, though.

Apparently he got in a fight with a prostitute some time ago in Miami and this is his mug shot:

He looks REALLY sketchy all around. All his features are just bizzare and seem inhuman. He's like in tim burton style.

He looks effing old in that picture...

He's 45 years old. I couldn't believe it when I read that. He looks like 30 in the ShamWow!/Slap Chop commercials.

Dude looks like a cracked out version of Ryan Seacrest.

He looks like a weird Jm Carrey who hasn't eatten in a few days.

he's got a faghawk