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NASA Announcement Today
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Posted 2010-12-02, 11:03 AM
NASA Announcement Leaked: NASA Arsenic Announcement Thursday Leaked

It’s not aliens. NASA’s announcement that hasn’t officially been made has been leaked as quickly as a Black Friday sale. The announcement, which NASA said had to do with new life, and many, including us, hoped meant somewhere out in the universe and had the words “little” “green” and “men” in it. But alas, no.

But before you are too disappointed, read on.

NASA’s big announcement involves arsenic, here on Earth. NASA has discovered a completely new life form that doesn’t share the biological building blocks of ANYTHING else on planet Earth.

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Wow.

So, aliens theoretically still are involved.

The bacteria has completely alien DNA from anything that we know of as existing today.

All life on Earth, from fungi to humans, is made up of these six things: carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, phosphorus and sulfur.

This new life form uses arsenic instead of phosphorus.

So, you may still want to tune in to NASA’s press conference at 2 p.m. Eastern Time today for the details. We’ll be there!


http://www.longislandpress.com/2010/...ursday-leaked/

Interesting news. There was speculation on CNN that it could've been something more, but of course CNN is a joke and shouldn't be taken too seriously, ever.

http://www.examiner.com/astronomy-in...ien-life-today

This isn't an official announcement, but seems more legitimate than the hype that's been circling around the internet the past week or two.














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Silicon based lifeforms will destroy us.

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We'll use them to make biofuel and drive off their poisonous microscopic corpses!
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