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Posted 2010-09-28, 03:08 PM in reply to S2 AM's post starting "That may be a reflection on you, and..."
S2 AM said: [Goto]
That may be a reflection on you, and not on those with whom you converse.
lol, I don't get it.
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Posted 2010-12-11, 02:20 AM in reply to Skurai's post starting "lol, I don't get it."
Stranger: fuck me
You: ...
You: Let me just insert my penis into my computer
You: One moment.
Stranger: im horny 16 f
You: This is interesting. Usually I get on here and am spammed with horny 17 year old boys
You: This is the second female in a row
You: -_^
Stranger: just dont insert ur penis so fast,,lick me kiss me,,bite me 1st u moron
You: Wow, aggressive 16 year old nympho
Stranger: so wat u want to do with me first,,it should b painful and wild
You: Probably impale you to a wall with a spear.
You: Then possibly remove your scalp
You: Dig your eyes out of their sockets with a can opener
Stranger: ,,i dont need a dickless gay like u now..
You: And insert my penis into your empty eyesocket until I came on your brain.
Stranger: gay,,gay,,,fucking manless,,,u can not have babies,,gay
Stranger: ?
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Posted 2010-12-11, 02:32 AM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "Stranger: fuck me You: ... You: Let..."
Stranger: hey im looking for a horny female that likes to role play
You: hey i'm looking for horny mail that likes to roll play
Stranger: well you found one what do you wanna role play as
You: I want to be a can of bean and ham soup. I want you to be a can opener.
Stranger: What? i was thinking more of your my boss and im your employee
You: Hmm, only if I'm a cock fighter, and you're my cock.
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Posted 2010-12-12, 11:03 AM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "Stranger: hey im looking for a horny..."
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Posted 2010-12-13, 02:53 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "Stranger: hey im looking for a horny..."
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Posted 2011-12-11, 06:44 PM in reply to Chruser's post "Omegle - Chat with strangers! - Social..."
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
BATTLE OF THE SEXES! ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE?!

You: MALE

Stranger: BOTH

Stranger: well shit.

You: OH SHI-

Stranger: Hmm...

You: A wild trap appears!

Stranger: Will you accept the humble handshake of a tie?

Stranger: FUUU--

You: Sirma'am, you are crazy

Stranger: I BITE MY THUMB AT YOU

You: I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I DO BITE MY THUMB

Stranger: >inb4 Shakespeare

You: lol shaxpur

Stranger: Shakespearicles

Stranger: The strongest writer to have lived

Stranger: Stands next to Saxton Hale

You: Next to my cock.

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Posted 2011-12-11, 07:01 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "You're now chatting with a random..."
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
One of you is a talking Llama. One of you is a talking Monkey. You're both wondering whether to have the tea or lemonade made by the horse. Discuss.

You: bleat bleeeeaaat

Stranger: ooh ooh

Stranger: ooh?

Stranger: ooh.

Stranger: Ah.

You: bleat.

Stranger: :l

You: BLEAT

Stranger: AH

You: :I

You: :>

Stranger:

You: bleat bleeeat!

Stranger: OOH AH AH

Stranger: :L

You: >:L

Stranger: >:L

You: bleat bleat bleeeat.

You: honky

Stranger: Fuck this I'm evolving

You: Oh shi-

You: I'm digivolving then, goddammit :<

Stranger: That's no fair

Stranger: I turned into a human

Stranger: Make this fair

You: Whyfor? :c

Stranger: I'm a human and you're a goddamn Digimon

You: Youmon, digivolve into Cawkasaurus Rex.

You: Oh

You: That isn't fair

You: I'll devolve into a human. How about that? >:[

Stranger: I accept.

Stranger: I'll wait.

You: I'm human now.

You: Godgoddammitdammit

Stranger: What kind?

You: a white kind

Stranger: I see

Stranger: Now I'm a dinosaur

Stranger: BETRAYAL

You: I'm a goddamn mechanical lion that spits acid.

You: WHAT WHAT BIYOTCH?

Stranger: T-Rex > Robot lion

Stranger: I'll just stomp on you, you damned fool

You: I'm made of sharp, sharp metal and I can spit fucking acid, yo.

Stranger: I'll just kick you with my mighty feet, yo,

You: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME? IT'S JUST LIKE THE TIME WE PLAYED POWER RANGERS AND I WANTED TO BE THE PINK RANGER, BUT YOU WOULDN'T LET ME BECAUSE YOU SAID BOYS CAN'T BE KIMBERLY!

Stranger: BECAUSE MEN CANNOT HAVE BREASTS

Stranger: THEY MAY WEAR SKIRTS, YES

Stranger: BUT THEY CANNOT HAVE BREASTS

You: The fat ones can have breasts.

Stranger: YOU'RE A GUY

Stranger: YOU HAVE NOTHING

Stranger: Unless you're fat

Stranger: Then, by all means!

Stranger: Go ahead.

You: I'm anorexic.

You: You asshole.

You: ;-;

Stranger: An anorexic male? Strange

Stranger: Stranger things have happened.

You: You've never been to the gay side of Santa Monica then!

You: Them some skinny skanky anorexic twinks

Stranger: I'm okay where I am now, kind sir

You: Where stay you, noble knight?

Stranger: At your knave's house

Stranger: OHHHHHHH

You: My knave is like a bicycle in Soviet Russia: everyone's had a ride

You: I'd get your shit checked out.

You: Might get the ghonorreaherpititis C

Stranger: That's new

Stranger: What's it do?

You: It turns your asshole inside out, turns your penis into a wailing, blind Japanese grandmother and makes you want to eat crumb cake out of Rosie O'Donnell's snatch.

Stranger: Why can't it be Oprah's thing?

You: Because the disease is a harsh mistress and knows just how much crumb cake can get in there.

Stranger: You're nasty

Stranger: How do you do it

You: I am a writer, sirrah.

You: A writer with a mission!

Stranger: And that is.. ?

You: To destroy the world

Stranger: By writing?

Stranger: Like Hitler?

You: I am Mao Hitlerstalin.

Stranger: What are you going to pick on?

You: The same enemy every madman chooses: The Jews.

Stranger: And what are you going to blame 'em for?

You: Your mother.

Stranger: That's it?

Stranger: No one'll follow ya

You: That's not what yo daddy said last night.

You: SUUUUWEEEE PIG PIG PIG

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Posted 2011-12-12, 01:21 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "You're now chatting with a random..."
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m/f

You: pony

Stranger: male

You: go on...

Stranger: u female?

You: PONY

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Stranger: hey there ! I am 17/female/germany and i get turned on by drawn animal porn, ask me anything you want! =) (example picture : http://www.imagebanana.com/view/m7qh...da7c43b85e.jpg )

You: wat

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I just smoked 20 blunts

You: SHUT UP

You: YOU'RE A NIGGE

Stranger: Fuck you bitch!!!

You: EAT MY PONY ASS

Stranger: I'll fucking slit your throat!

You: CALL YOUR BLUFF

Stranger: FAGGOT!

You: NOW YOU HAVE TO, PUSSY

Stranger: You fucking faggot get a life!

You: NO U

Stranger: Your a little bitch

You: You're*

Stranger: Cunt ass no pussy getting nigga

Stranger: Loose your virginity you little bitch

You: lose*

Stranger: Tired of your hand yet you faggot?

You: nope

You: it's so good jerking off to your bad grammar

Stranger: Biiiiitch you must not get any pussy

You: YOU WILL LOVE ME!!!!!!!

Stranger: Smoke some blunts nigga

You: BLUNT SOME NIGGAS SMOKE

Stranger: Then you will be tight

You: nigga u night

You: tight*

You: fuuuuuuck

Stranger: You smoke weed?

You: Bitch I AM weed.

Stranger: I Rollin up a whole ounce today

Stranger: I got a 2 25 packs of blunt wraps

Stranger: No "a"

You: I got 2 cars and a job.

Stranger: I got one car and a job

Stranger: Haha

Stranger: And a steady income

You: you ever been to Zelaron?

Stranger: Nah you ever been to Amsterdam?

You: No by my mom has

You: but*

Stranger: Hahahah

Stranger: Man I want to go there really fuckin bad

You: I hear they got some you know what just about everywhere you feel me>

You: ?*

Stranger: My friend his names don he said there isn't a place you cant get any

Stranger: He lives there

You: My buddy Kagom says you can get the fist in Germany, if you get what I'm sayin'

Stranger: Wtf

Stranger: I don't know what "getting the fist" means.

You: Check it on Google.

Stranger: No.

Stranger: Sounds gay

You: It's got a lot to do with paper

Stranger: Just tell me what it is

You: okay so like you make a first and get behind the dude

You: and you bend down and you spread open the cheeks and you

Stranger: Faggot

Stranger: Are you gay?

You: shove it so far up you can touch his urethra

You: and then you keep going until your finger comes out his hole

Stranger: Cool

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Posted 2011-12-13, 04:12 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "You're now chatting with a random..."
Mothafucka, why you bringin' me up to people? I should rip your head off and shit down your neck.
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Posted 2011-12-13, 04:29 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Mothafucka, why you bringin' me up to..."
KagomJack said: [Goto]
Mothafucka, why you bringin' me up to people? I should rip your head off and shit down your neck.
Shouldn't this be "shit down your throat"?
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Posted 2011-12-13, 06:16 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Shouldn't this be "shit down your..."
Naw, s'cool
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Posted 2011-12-15, 09:01 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Mothafucka, why you bringin' me up to..."
I'm sorry! You were the gayest person I could think of, okay!?
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Posted 2012-08-08, 05:41 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "I'm sorry! You were the gayest person I..."
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi, this is Dan.

Stranger: hey

Stranger: oh, great

You: Dan is great.

Stranger: did they start a new thread again or are you doing this just by yourself?

You: What matter is it when I am Dan?

Stranger: It matters to OP, for he probably had some problems in his childhood, resulting in him lurking on 4chan and being considered a 'faggot' by many

You: But OP is but one of many faggots in the land.

Stranger: that is indeed true

You: The day OP is not a faggot is the day the world shall end.

Stranger: OP is Dan.

You: Darkness shall consume the world and all shall be lost as armies of Dan come to arms.

Stranger: hm, could be worse

You: What is worse than armies of Dan? They shall consist of bronies and furries.

Stranger: so what?

You: It shall be like an inglorious Ragnarok.

Stranger: Ragnarök will be pretty badass, with all the Aesir and Vanir fighting giants n stuff

You: Odin will squash all armies of Dan.

You: For the armies of Dan are no match for the Einherjar.

Stranger: These armies probably won't even fight

You: Probably.

You: But it matters not.

Stranger: I saw a huge pile of shit today, I guess it was about 3 lbs.

You: I average 3 pounds of shit a day.

Stranger: you should do something productive or helpful. or educate yourself.

You: Which is why I have never gained a pound.

You: I educate myself in a week's time.

Stranger: now your weight is 0 lbs.? :0

You: oh ho ho ho

You: what you did there, I see it.

Stranger: I has a sad. Help me.

You: Just remember you go down the road, not across.

Stranger: suicide is boring

You: Suicide is painless, it brings on many chanes.

You: Goddammit. I misspelled changes.

Stranger: it is not painless for those who you leave behind

You: Death is never painless for those left behind. Unless they are emotionless.

Stranger: so... are you telling me to turn my family and friends into robots/cybermen and then commit suicide?

You: Yes.

You: And have them do your bidding.

You: And conquer a new nation.

Stranger: okay

You: But now I must take my leave. May Dan be with you.

Stranger: brb

Stranger: kthxbai

You: kthxbai2u2

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