Stolen Nuke?

It's too long to post but an interesting read from what I can tell. Probably nothing, but that'd be fucking scary if someone stole a nuke.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread302187/pg1

If I'm understanding right, they're saying that the plane that took off with the nukes weeks ago accidently had 5-6 nukes on it, 5 nukes came back, so they think there MIGHT be one missing.

And then, Steve Fossett went missing. So they think Steve Fossett stole a nuke.

Is this a joke? Am I being Punk'd?

Sorry, wrong page. The original post is probably several pages of written text. I don't think the original one made reference to Steve Fossett.

I never heard anything about this so called missing nuke. Anyway wouldn't surprise me if the republicans did something crazy like that right before the election. But im sure if anyone needed a nuke the first place anyone would go would be the Soviet Union. Assholes can't keep track of shit over there.

Yea, I'd be more afraid of missing soviet nukes. But their missing nukes can partially be explained by exaggerated bookkeeping.