Yo Mama Jokes

Hey Post your favourite Yo Mama Jokes.

YoMama¹s butt cheeks are so big even Moses couldn't part them

YoMama is so poor ... she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers

YoMama head so big it shows up on radar

YoMama is glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving

YoMama is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

YoMama got so many teeth missing it looks like her tounge is in jail

YoMama is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

Yo mamas so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund

YoMama is so fat the police dogs stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack

Yo mamas like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and she comes back for more.

YoMama is so stupid if she spoke her mind she'd be speechless

Yo mama is so stupid she drove to her car.

Yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Yo mama is so gay she made Elton John jealous.

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Yo mama is so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked jeasus in the head! i made that up, i think?

YoMama is so fat the police dogs stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack

HA HA, thats the funniest one I've ever heard

Yeah some of those are funny. Post some. :P

...We already had this thread

Oh, and nice sig.

"Come on over to my house and we'll work on our math skills!! We'll add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, & multiply!!"

You could have put something better, perhaps "I am a flagrant homosexual" ?

Ummm....How about............NO!

Chruser is going to hate me for this but...

Yo Mama is go ugly Deckard Cain can't identify her.

Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!

That sounds like my brother.

Nice. Keep them coming. You mama is like a screen door, the more you bang it the looser it gets.

Im too lazy to read all of them so I am not sure if any of these has been posted yet:

Your mommas so poor she went to McDonalds to put a milkshake on lay away...

Your mommas so fat she got hit by a bus and she turned around and said "Who threw that rock?"

Your mommas so dumb I told her to buy me a color TV and she said "what color?"

Your mommas stink so bad, she made Right guard turn left and speed stick slow down...and even the secret told on her fat ass...

Ahhhh the classics.
And of course
Yo mommas so dirty she thought she was black until it rained.

Your mommas stink so bad, she made Right guard turn left and speed stick slow down...and even the secret told on her fat ass...

yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on teh bathroom scale!

Yo mama is so skinny she used dental floss to wipe her ass.

Yo Mama so dumb, she fell over the cordless phone!

Yo Mama so dumb, she tried to drown a fish!

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put the M'n'Ms in alphabetical
order!

Yo Mama so fat, her belly button's got an echoe!

Yo Mama so fat, her belt size is 'equator'!

Yo mama so fat, compared to her ass crack, the Grand Canyon is a
ditch!

Yo mama so fat, whenever she bends over we loose an hour of
sunlight!

Yo mama so fat, to get a belt on, she has to use a boomerang!

Yo mama so poor, she wrestles squirrels for peanuts!

Yo mama so poor, her house is so dusty, the dustmites ride
around on dune buggy's!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow,whenever she smiles, the traffic
slows down!

LMFAO...Nice. Your mamas so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.

Your Mama is so stupid she walked into an antique store and asked "Whats new?"

Your Mama is so stupid she put a quater in a parking meter and waited for a gumball

Your mama is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her ass and her face and said OHHH we got twins.

Your mama's like KFC Finger Licking Good.