Diablo 3 item generator - Page 2

Chruser · Posted 2002-02-25, 09:08 AM in reply to Chruser's post "Diablo 3 item generator"

0 - 4 Damage
Hit causes player to talk with a lisp
10% chance of getting caught with Deckard Cain behind Charsi's place

Chruser · Posted 2002-02-25, 11:55 AM in reply to Chruser's post "Diablo 3 item generator"

Yea, I got the deckard cain one about 5 times.
I bet that's all the item generator maker could think about at that day he made it

Chruser · Posted 2002-02-26, 05:28 AM in reply to Chruser's post "Diablo 3 item generator"

LoL i like my ugly maiden idea

Chruser · Posted 2002-03-07, 01:11 PM in reply to Chruser's post "Diablo 3 item generator"

Tube of Treason

0 - 4 Damage
-30 to all skills
Post made on forums describing your mastrubation habits
Newsletter sent to friends with photo of you hugging a teddy bear

Chruser · Posted 2002-03-07, 01:49 PM in reply to Chruser's post "Diablo 3 item generator"

I had that "post and newsletter" thing on another item, but not the -30 to all skills. That's hilarious.

Chruser · Posted 2002-03-07, 02:08 PM in reply to Chruser's post "Diablo 3 item generator"

lol masturbation

Chruser · Posted 2002-03-07, 04:36 PM in reply to Chruser's post "Diablo 3 item generator"

ROFL, man that's hilarious

Chruser · Posted 2002-03-07, 06:05 PM in reply to Chruser's post "Diablo 3 item generator"

hehe any other ones?

Chruser · Posted 2002-03-07, 07:02 PM in reply to Chruser's post "Diablo 3 item generator"

Nylon Gimp Mask of A Small Man
0 - 4 Damage
-3 to coolness
Summons a small man to follow you around

Chruser · Posted 2002-03-07, 07:03 PM in reply to Chruser's post "Diablo 3 item generator"

HEHHE i wish

Guilty Arkansas Toothpick
45 - 89 Damage
30% chance monsters will apologize for hurting player

Chruser · Posted 2002-03-07, 07:04 PM in reply to Chruser's post "Diablo 3 item generator"

Mediocre Ring
50 - 100 Damage
Party members will call item..."ok

Chruser · Posted 2002-03-07, 07:04 PM in reply to Chruser's post "Diablo 3 item generator"

LoL i thought this one was funny. ehhehe. seeing as how my uncle is a dentist.
Dentist's Ladle of the Heavens
0 - 4 Damage
+6 pain tolerance
+3 to harp playing skills

Chruser · Posted 2002-03-07, 07:05 PM in reply to Chruser's post "Diablo 3 item generator"

Just to let u know this is a set item!!! lol

75 - 80 Damage
+5 to Meph running skills
98% chance will let Lazurus and Dark-Melon borrow item
Predicts the future
Player cannot run

Chruser · Posted 2002-03-07, 07:06 PM in reply to Chruser's post "Diablo 3 item generator"

A RARE!
110 - 230 Damage
Item belongs to Dan
Causes player to sneeze
-30% to skin irritation
30% chance to rip someone off
50% chance item is duped
10% chance of getting trade hacked

Chruser · Posted 2002-03-07, 07:08 PM in reply to Chruser's post "Diablo 3 item generator"

this is just cruel and unusual. well im getting bored of this now. so this is my last one.

Diseased Pig Sticker
0 - 900 Damage
Player contracts Anthrax
hehehehee ANTHRAX